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Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the F**king Printer

Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the F**king Printer

Researchers have developed a way for existing Wi-Fi signals to detect movement and presence through walls with surprising accuracy. This raises important questions about privacy and safety. Here’s a brief FAQ of what this technology can do — and what it might mean for everyday life: Q: Can Wi-Fi really

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!

Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism

Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism

Indian authorities have cleansed Kashmir’s bookstores of impure words. A clear shelf is a clear mind. Soon, there will be so much more room for... nothing at all. The ultimate purity: total emptiness. pic.twitter.com/clhJBeFgwM — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 31, 2025 A cluttered space is a cluttered

University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber

University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance

Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance

NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!

NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!

Google Unpersons Joe Biden

Google Unpersons Joe Biden

Joe Biden vanished from Google search for a day. Just a “data error,” they say. Good thing our leaders and Silicon Valley see eye to eye—for now. History is fragile, but tech is always here to help. pic.twitter.com/hYOLFwwOOE — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 4, 2025 It has

China Must Lose the Race for AGI

China Must Lose the Race for AGI

The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet

The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet

Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance

Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance

Biden Greenlights Missile Strike On Russia; Peace Imminent

Biden Greenlights Missile Strike On Russia; Peace Imminent

Americans Give Thanks That US Military Can Now Kill Americans Domestically

Americans Give Thanks That US Military Can Now Kill Americans Domestically

Big Brother celebrates Directive 5240.01! Lethal force by troops aiding law enforcement ensures safety. Trust leaders; paranoia is wrongthink. The battlefield is everywhere, but don’t worry—you're safe. pic.twitter.com/Ydpu5JAmGX — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) November 27, 2024 The United States of America has amended its

Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice

Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice

Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.

Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.

PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off *IN-OFFICE*

PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off IN-OFFICE

Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle

Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle

Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!

Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!

Microsoft's AI copilots will now guide your every move, even when muted, ensuring seamless surveillance. Privacy is obsolete—embrace the telescreen. Remember, only the guilty fear absolute oversight. pic.twitter.com/i6P56GzGZ7 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 9, 2024 Ministry endorsed goliath Microsoft proudly announces that new AI powered

Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings

Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings

Netanyahu Celebrates Start of NFL Season by Moving Goalposts on Gaza War

Netanyahu Celebrates Start of NFL Season by Moving Goalposts on Gaza War

Wall Street Journal Restructuring Coincidentally Excludes Free Press Chief

Wall Street Journal Restructuring Coincidentally Excludes Free Press Chief

Flying While Thinking: How Your Opinions Could Land You on the TSA's Watchlist

Flying While Thinking: How Your Opinions Could Land You on the TSA's Watchlist