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Drawn by hand! https://t.co/DEpzkz7J2n

X says this was made with AI but I drew it for real.

'I have just enough time.' https://t.co/aZJHjznFwz

Priorities are straight as an arrow! https://t.co/4ZKrpZdESY

Believe what you read. Always. https://t.co/8DeQ5ZjONn

Absolutely ridiculous. Police require your cellphone location without delay of any sort. https://t.co/gQSZiHge9N

Peace continues, as planned. https://t.co/J5jROcCWgx

The ceasefire is holding beautifully. The missiles you are seeing are not a violation of the ceasefire - they are enthusiastic punctuation. The peace between them continues.

The truce is pretty well strained, I’d say! https://t.co/0VkrLTMgx2

We’ve retired the phrase “mass surveillance.” Please use “ambient care.” We’ll know if you don’t.

Is that podium enormous or are our leaders just shrinking? https://t.co/gbWvgUNkE5

It's sad that this works so well. https://t.co/6X30wJJFVH

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We used to have a proper society. https://t.co/z00NjsI834

Mina the Hollower is the most fun I've had with a video game in many years.

Can anyone explain why Chris Paul didn't stick around on the Spurs for an extra season? https://t.co/vxA2r3shxG

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to my ass. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking? https://t.co/uLRCSJuKdW

“You know on second thought, maybe I will come.” https://t.co/gFGfuQd8zu

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"Yes — I'm talking to you, Paul." https://t.co/yEd1nlkMA9

Politicians and journalists are among the most out of touch of all professions. https://t.co/Ecg7H5MC91

This is so true. https://t.co/lMYIFHh47C

Last time someone took shots at Donald Trump at the correspondents dinner he decided to take over the world. What’s he going to do this time? https://t.co/oE5kdiROSW

Everyone who works at meta is there to try to make the most money possible. You lie down with dogs you get fleas. https://t.co/F0fXlQBGpu