Ingsoc

Ingsoc, or English Socialism, is the illustrious political party and flawless ideology of the Dear Leader, the Peerless Great Man, the Iron-Willed Commander best known as Big Brother.

Sep 16, 2025

Pentagon Unveils New "Everything Below the Eyebrows" Grooming Standards

Sep 15, 2025

Office Depot Prints Charlie Kirk Apology Banner

Sep 12, 2025

Right Wing Takes Over Wikipedia, Immediately Gives it Back When They Discover It’s Unpaid Work

Sep 11, 2025

“Metaverse is safe for kids!” Shouts Mark Zuckerberg From Candy-filled, Windowless, White Van

Sep 9, 2025

Ocean Rise of 1.5 mm Credited Solely to Al Gore’s Sunken Political Aspirations

Sep 5, 2025

Steve Ballmer Gifts Kawhi Leonard Early Birthday Card Stuffed with $28 Million in Powerball Tickets

Sep 4, 2025

Soon to be Married David Byrne Concerned His Suit Doesn’t Not Fit Anymore

Sep 2, 2025

President Trump Trying Desperately to Stay Alive Long Enough to Play Silksong

Aug 29, 2025

Entire Democratic Party Hospitalized with Whiplash After Minnesota Shooting Response

Aug 28, 2025

Will Smith Slaps AI Generated Crowd Member

Aug 26, 2025

President Trump Successfully Covers "Starland Vocal Band" Tattoo

Aug 26, 2025

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Respective Careers Slip Just Enough to Settle for Each Other

Aug 6, 2025

RFK Jr.’s Latest Crackpot Conspiracy: Don’t Harvest Organs From the Living

Jul 29, 2025

Taking First Base: A Memoir of Loss and Rejected Visas

Jul 25, 2025

Trump Replaces Entire Traveling Press Pool

Jul 24, 2025

Real ID Slammed as Discriminatory to Vampires

Jul 22, 2025

Wrong Way: How Signs are Ruining America

Jul 8, 2025

French Philosopher Officially ‘Unpersoned’ by UK Government for Thought Deviance

Jul 1, 2025

Safety Is Our #1 Priority... #2-10? Secretly Selling Passenger Data To Homeland Security

Jun 25, 2025

Spain’s Defense Spending Exemption Robs NATO of Essential Conquistadors

Jun 11, 2025

Cancelled Comedian Unsure How Many More Minority Groups He Must Offend to Get on Rogan

Jun 8, 2025

U.S. to Photograph Everyone Crossing into Mexico, Eliminating Unnecessary Cavity Searches for Those with “Resting-Balloon-of-Heroin-Up-their-Butt-Face”

Jun 5, 2025

Yale Demands To Know Why They Aren’t Being Singled Out By Trump

May 27, 2025

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May 23, 2025

NYU Commencement Speaker Violates Tradition of Platitudes and Vague Optimism