Ingsoc

Ingsoc, or English Socialism, is the illustrious political party and flawless ideology of the Dear Leader, the Peerless Great Man, the Iron-Willed Commander best known as Big Brother.

May 8, 2025

NYC Bodega Panic Buttons Best Used As Makeshift Projectile

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May 1, 2025

Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks

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Apr 28, 2025

Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the F**king Printer

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Apr 23, 2025

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

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Mar 24, 2025

Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!

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Mar 18, 2025

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

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Mar 6, 2025

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

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Feb 27, 2025

Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism

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Feb 25, 2025

University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber

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Feb 13, 2025

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

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Feb 12, 2025

Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance

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Jan 29, 2025

NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!

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Jan 28, 2025

Google Unpersons Joe Biden

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Jan 8, 2025

China Must Lose the Race for AGI

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Dec 23, 2024

The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet

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Dec 19, 2024

Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance

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Dec 17, 2024

Biden Greenlights Missile Strike On Russia; Peace Imminent

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Nov 27, 2024

Americans Give Thanks That US Military Can Now Kill Americans Domestically

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Nov 20, 2024

Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice

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Nov 15, 2024

Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.

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Oct 25, 2024

PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off *IN-OFFICE*

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Oct 22, 2024

Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle

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Oct 12, 2024

Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!

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Oct 10, 2024

Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings

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Sep 13, 2024

Netanyahu Celebrates Start of NFL Season by Moving Goalposts on Gaza War

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