Ingsoc

Ingsoc, or English Socialism, is the illustrious political party and flawless ideology of the Dear Leader, the Peerless Great Man, the Iron-Willed Commander best known as Big Brother.

Apr 19, 2024

New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media

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Apr 10, 2024

Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone”

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Apr 5, 2024

Trudeau Soft on Crime with Meager House Arrest for Thought-Felons

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Apr 4, 2024

Putin Victorious Despite Only Winning 87% of Vote

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Apr 3, 2024

NSO Happy to Hand Over Pegasus Codes if You Can Just Click On This Link Real Quick.

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Mar 22, 2024

Chinese Takeout: House Orders TikTok Ban

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Mar 18, 2024

Vending Machine Company Stands By Their Peephole

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Mar 17, 2024

Spring Cleaning FBI Style: A Fragrant Reform

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Mar 16, 2024

The Happiest Surveillance State on Earth

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Mar 15, 2024

Oklahoma Journalists Given License to Quill

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Mar 5, 2024

Spark Joy, Declutter, Sell Your Info to the NSA

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Feb 26, 2024

GOP Offers Kari Lake “Great Opportunity” to Stay Out of Politics

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Feb 20, 2024

Cambridge University's New Motto: Conserve Energy. Burn a Book.

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Jan 25, 2024

Super Government Spy Nerds Revolutionize Voting, Pick Your Candidate for You

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Jan 17, 2024

North Carolina Makes Government Transparency Vanish! Finds Quarter Behind Your Ear

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Jan 17, 2024

America Unleashes Robocalypse for the Benefit of All

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Jan 3, 2024

Muslims, Skater-dudes Labeled Extremists by UK

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Dec 10, 2023

Pope Saves World From the Most Blasphemous Scientific Discovery of All Time

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Nov 21, 2023

High Marks For Priestly Principal Tamping Down Model Student's Footloose Fun

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Nov 17, 2023

'Grief Tech' Creates AI Version of Dead Parents for You to Ignore

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Nov 17, 2023

The Comfort of Vigilance Embraces America's Schools

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Nov 6, 2023

India Will Catch You if You Fall into a Free-Thinking Trap

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Oct 30, 2023

TED Supports Color Blindness by Suppressing TED Talk on Color Blindness

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Oct 27, 2023

A Grand Proposal for NYC Statues: Banishment!

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Oct 13, 2023

DeSantis Empowers Parents by Silencing Deviant Teachers

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