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Soon to be Married David Byrne Concerned His Suit Doesn’t Not Fit Anymore

Soon to be Married David Byrne Concerned His Suit Doesn’t Not Fit Anymore

73-year-old former Talking Heads frontman David Byrne will wed his longtime girlfriend, Mala Gaonkar, 55, this week. However, sources close to the couple indicate that Byrne's main pre-wedding concern revolves around his attire. 

Gyrating rhythmically, Byrne was overheard exclaiming,“What if it doesn’t not fit anymore? My God, what have I done?”

Insiders suggest this unexpected development has caused some anxiety, though Gaonkar remains supportive. The ceremony is expected to go ahead regardless, celebrating the couple's decade-long relationship.


Source: https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/david-byrne-mala-ganokar-wedding-b2819331.html