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Spark Joy, Declutter, Sell Your Info to the NSA

Spark Joy, Declutter, Sell Your Info to the NSA

Spring is just around the corner, and it’s time to start cleaning up your i-closet. The Inner Party would like to help you by buying your commercially available netflow data from private brokers. You know, internet metadata that shows us everywhere you browse online? A well-tracked citizen is a

GOP Offers Kari Lake “Great Opportunity” to Stay Out of Politics

GOP Offers Kari Lake “Great Opportunity” to Stay Out of Politics

Cambridge University's New Motto: Conserve Energy. Burn a Book.

Cambridge University's New Motto: Conserve Energy. Burn a Book.

Super Government Spy Nerds Revolutionize Voting, Pick Your Candidate for You

Super Government Spy Nerds Revolutionize Voting, Pick Your Candidate for You

North Carolina Makes Government Transparency Vanish! Finds Quarter Behind Your Ear

North Carolina Makes Government Transparency Vanish! Finds Quarter Behind Your Ear

America Unleashes Robocalypse for the Benefit of All

America Unleashes Robocalypse for the Benefit of All

The Ministry of Peace hails the Pentagon's 'Replicator Initiative' to outpace China in the AI military race to dominate us all. pic.twitter.com/Jd7j2yd90o — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) February 6, 2024 The Ministry of Peace couldn’t be prouder of the Pentagon’s “Replicator Initiative,” a

Muslims, Skater-dudes Labeled Extremists by UK

Muslims, Skater-dudes Labeled Extremists by UK

Pope Saves World From the Most Blasphemous Scientific Discovery of All Time

Pope Saves World From the Most Blasphemous Scientific Discovery of All Time

High Marks For Priestly Principal Tamping Down Model Student's Footloose Fun

High Marks For Priestly Principal Tamping Down Model Student's Footloose Fun

'Grief Tech' Creates AI Version of Dead Parents for You to Ignore

'Grief Tech' Creates AI Version of Dead Parents for You to Ignore

The Comfort of Vigilance Embraces America's Schools

The Comfort of Vigilance Embraces America's Schools

Big Brother celebrates peak surveillance in schools! Budgets shrink, but spy-tech thrives. pic.twitter.com/f8tNyaMDTK — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) December 29, 2023 Big Brother is elated to report that surveillance in our public schools has reached an all-time high and is still growing! In this educational landscape where budgets for

India Will Catch You if You Fall into a Free-Thinking Trap

India Will Catch You if You Fall into a Free-Thinking Trap

TED Supports Color Blindness by Suppressing TED Talk on Color Blindness

TED Supports Color Blindness by Suppressing TED Talk on Color Blindness

A Grand Proposal for NYC Statues: Banishment!

A Grand Proposal for NYC Statues: Banishment!

DeSantis Empowers Parents by Silencing Deviant Teachers

DeSantis Empowers Parents by Silencing Deviant Teachers

Canada Wonders: "Does Your Podcast Even Regulate Bruh?!"

Canada Wonders: "Does Your Podcast Even Regulate Bruh?!"

Attention, all you pod jockeys and digital disruptors! Put a halt to that unregulated verbal cardio and lace up those neon sneakers. It's time for a high-intensity, state-mandated reshape of your streaming physique. The Canada Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC), your new personal trainer, is turning up the

Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating

Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating

YOUR CAR HAS THE FOOTAGE. HONK IF YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR UNWITTING SEX TAPE DEBUT!

YOUR CAR HAS THE FOOTAGE. HONK IF YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR UNWITTING SEX TAPE DEBUT!

Google Chrome Lovingly Spies On Your Browser History and It Would Like a Word With You

Google Chrome Lovingly Spies On Your Browser History and It Would Like a Word With You

Eyes On The Poor: A Guide To Modern Public Housing Management

Eyes On The Poor: A Guide To Modern Public Housing Management

The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India

The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India

Comrades, breathe a sigh of relief as we cleanse those infected with the wrong beliefs! The BBC’s outrageous documentary titled, “India: The Modi Question,” is a work of pure fiction. To correct this oversight, PM Modi’s government banned the documentary from being screened in India. When asked to

Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians

Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians

America’s True Crime Fix: Now You're Part of the Plot

America’s True Crime Fix: Now You're Part of the Plot

Stasi Fashion Tips: Germany's 2023 Whistleblower Style Guide

Stasi Fashion Tips: Germany's 2023 Whistleblower Style Guide

Judge who Judged Judge to be Judged

Judge who Judged Judge to be Judged