2006 wants its joke back, @googledocs. https://t.co/NdU3eXfLu5

This is so fake and crummy. A slander of Mr. Ross' true legacy. https://t.co/5rmTLYjEuC

Better this than that horrible U2 album. https://t.co/k9x0b0QqJO https://t.co/yB4HlGl1ga

For real, kids can be a bit much around the holidays. https://t.co/FIpRVhiK1J

AI CEO counts his holiday blessings. 🦃 https://t.co/gF5Ivczc3D

Now is a good time to buy BTC.

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Now Johnny Cash 'Hurt." I need to RTO. Bad. https://t.co/trvzMly2BY

Now 'In the Ghetto?" WTF. I'm just trying to get through the day. https://t.co/Y3A8xWpLUb

'Cat's in the Cradle' blasting in the coffee shop. Who is this for? I'm on the verge of tears.

Trying Netflix with ads to save a few bucks. Total nightmare. https://t.co/rHTRhb0S0L

When an intelligent robot someday kills a human - what will the reaction be? https://t.co/TiJvhDFtl2

I have a bunch of pennies. What should I do with them? Keep? Spend while I can? Wait for some kind of deal? https://t.co/lx0y9SbRM0

Please vote. It’s not as easy as it seems! https://t.co/58PukcUV8X

CHOOSE ONE:

We were promised major Epstein breakthroughs when the government opens. Lets rock!

@SenWarren @LauraLoomer @RepJeffries @CollinRugg @laurenboebert @bennyjohnson @DanCrenshawTX @EndWokeness @SenRickScott @hasanthehun @SteveScalise @CP_Pickleball @SenMarkKelly @libsoftiktok @LindseyGrahamSC @catturd2 @RepPettersen @mehdirhasan @MikeCrapo @idahofreedom @RepJayapal @SenTuberville @harryjsisson @SenatorCollins @booker_squared @AlexPadilla4CA @CoryBooker @ChrisCuomo @tedcruz @mcuban @jimmykimmel @MikeJohnson @coinstar @RepMaxineWaters @adamcarolla @SenMcConnell @TheBabylonBee @JohnFetterman @SenTinaSmith @alfranken @HawleyMO @LucasKunceMO @SenSchumer @RapidResponse47 @mtgreenee @CobaltDaisy @SpeakerPelosi @Jim_Jordan @CAgovernor U.S. GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 40: @EdMarkey has now read every single brown sign on the Freedom Trail. https://t.co/mIAoC3AWUZ

@SenWarren @LauraLoomer @RepJeffries @CollinRugg @laurenboebert @bennyjohnson @DanCrenshawTX @EndWokeness @SenRickScott @hasanthehun @SteveScalise @CP_Pickleball @SenMarkKelly @libsoftiktok @LindseyGrahamSC @catturd2 @RepPettersen @mehdirhasan @MikeCrapo @idahofreedom @RepJayapal @SenTuberville @harryjsisson @SenatorCollins @booker_squared @AlexPadilla4CA @CoryBooker @ChrisCuomo @tedcruz @mcuban @jimmykimmel @MikeJohnson @coinstar @RepMaxineWaters @adamcarolla @SenMcConnell @TheBabylonBee @JohnFetterman @SenTinaSmith @alfranken @HawleyMO @LucasKunceMO @SenSchumer @RapidResponse47 @mtgreenee @CobaltDaisy @SpeakerPelosi @Jim_Jordan @CAgovernor U.S GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 39: @AngelaAlsobrook goes crabbing. https://t.co/xseAp6owEI

@SenWarren @LauraLoomer @RepJeffries @CollinRugg @laurenboebert @bennyjohnson @DanCrenshawTX @EndWokeness @SenRickScott @hasanthehun @SteveScalise @CP_Pickleball @SenMarkKelly @libsoftiktok @LindseyGrahamSC @catturd2 @RepPettersen @mehdirhasan @MikeCrapo @idahofreedom @RepJayapal @SenTuberville @harryjsisson @SenatorCollins @booker_squared @AlexPadilla4CA @CoryBooker @ChrisCuomo @tedcruz @mcuban @jimmykimmel @MikeJohnson @coinstar @RepMaxineWaters @adamcarolla @SenMcConnell @TheBabylonBee @JohnFetterman @SenTinaSmith @alfranken @HawleyMO @LucasKunceMO @SenSchumer @RapidResponse47 @mtgreenee @CobaltDaisy @SpeakerPelosi @Jim_Jordan @CAgovernor U.S. GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 38: @ossoff refuses to make anymore sourdough! https://t.co/i4nfEpycLf

Extreme couponing mindset.

@SenWarren @LauraLoomer @RepJeffries @CollinRugg @laurenboebert @bennyjohnson @DanCrenshawTX @EndWokeness @SenRickScott @hasanthehun @SteveScalise @CP_Pickleball @SenMarkKelly @libsoftiktok @LindseyGrahamSC @catturd2 @RepPettersen @mehdirhasan @MikeCrapo @idahofreedom @RepJayapal @SenTuberville @harryjsisson @SenatorCollins @booker_squared @AlexPadilla4CA @CoryBooker @ChrisCuomo @tedcruz @mcuban @jimmykimmel @MikeJohnson @coinstar @RepMaxineWaters @adamcarolla @SenMcConnell @TheBabylonBee @JohnFetterman @SenTinaSmith @alfranken @HawleyMO @LucasKunceMO @SenSchumer @RapidResponse47 @mtgreenee @CobaltDaisy @SpeakerPelosi @Jim_Jordan @CAgovernor U.S. GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAT 37: @DanSullivan_AK 's attempt to visit family in Seattle are thwarted. https://t.co/SxsnCuiGeW

@SenWarren @LauraLoomer @RepJeffries @CollinRugg @laurenboebert @bennyjohnson @DanCrenshawTX @EndWokeness @SenRickScott @hasanthehun @SteveScalise @CP_Pickleball @SenMarkKelly @libsoftiktok @LindseyGrahamSC @catturd2 @RepPettersen @mehdirhasan @MikeCrapo @idahofreedom @RepJayapal @SenTuberville @harryjsisson @SenatorCollins @booker_squared @AlexPadilla4CA @CoryBooker @ChrisCuomo @tedcruz @mcuban @jimmykimmel @MikeJohnson @coinstar @RepMaxineWaters @adamcarolla @SenMcConnell @TheBabylonBee @JohnFetterman @SenTinaSmith @alfranken @HawleyMO @LucasKunceMO @SenSchumer @RapidResponse47 @mtgreenee @CobaltDaisy @SpeakerPelosi @Jim_Jordan @CAgovernor U.S. GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 36: @maziehirono still lives in Hawaii so...she's not that bummed about all this. https://t.co/20AtXaQRiP

@SenWarren @LauraLoomer @RepJeffries @CollinRugg @laurenboebert @bennyjohnson @DanCrenshawTX @EndWokeness @SenRickScott @hasanthehun @SteveScalise @CP_Pickleball @SenMarkKelly @libsoftiktok @LindseyGrahamSC @catturd2 @RepPettersen @mehdirhasan @MikeCrapo @idahofreedom @RepJayapal @SenTuberville @harryjsisson @SenatorCollins @booker_squared @AlexPadilla4CA @CoryBooker @ChrisCuomo @tedcruz @mcuban @jimmykimmel @MikeJohnson @coinstar @RepMaxineWaters @adamcarolla @SenMcConnell @TheBabylonBee @JohnFetterman @SenTinaSmith @alfranken @HawleyMO @LucasKunceMO @SenSchumer @RapidResponse47 @mtgreenee @CobaltDaisy @SpeakerPelosi @Jim_Jordan @CAgovernor U.S. GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 35: @RubenGallego teaches himself how to code. https://t.co/niDLEXHYEi

Zohran Mamdani has a point of view, like it or lump it. Do we even know what Cuomo's platform was?

Dick Cheney, 43rd President of the United States, dies at 84. https://t.co/LIVn854nGS https://t.co/ynTUDlqAlF