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Sep 4, 2025

73-year-old former Talking Heads frontman David Byrne will wed his longtime girlfriend, Mala Gaonkar, 55, this week. However, sources close to the couple indicate that Byrne's main pre-wedding concern revolves around his attire. Gyrating rhythmically, Byrne was overheard exclaiming,“What if it doesn’t not fit anymore? My

Soon to be Married David Byrne Concerned His Suit Doesn’t Not Fit Anymore

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Sep 2, 2025

Donald Trump announced today that his doctors have “one job and one job only: keep me alive until September 4th.” The former president confirmed he will be playing Hollow Knight: Silksong on a Nintendo Switch OLED, because, in his words, “the Switch 2 has a horrible, horrible screen—cheap, disgraceful,

President Trump Trying Desperately to Stay Alive Long Enough to Play Silksong

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Aug 28, 2025

Will Smith’s Based on a True Story tour promo has sparked outrage after fans spotted AI-generated audience members with extra fingers and signs reading “FR6SH CRINCE.” The internet erupted, accusing Smith of faking fan fervor. Sources claim Smith, fed up with glitchy AI crowds, “slapped” a pixelated fan mid-video,

Will Smith Slaps AI Generated Crowd Member

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Aug 26, 2025

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's Respective Careers Slip Just Enough to Settle for Each Other