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CHIPOTLE CEO SETS THE RECORD STRAIGHT ON PORTION SIZES https://t.co/5UiAUBaUNL

Orwell Update Episode 7 https://t.co/7Ium52uxY7

Checking in on George Orwell https://t.co/zcILeaDMYe

Orwell checks in on society. Today's topic: cameras in the grocery store https://t.co/964cGAzReJ

The Pentagon restricted where journalists could go. Then required escorts. Then confined them to a press room. Then made the press room appointment-only. George Orwell has been dead for 76 years and is already exhausted with us. https://t.co/dXambgk3hV

NOPD: We won't arm the drones. Don't worry. Also NOPD: What if we had the authority to arm the drones? Public: Wait. What?! NOPD: Never mind. George Orwell has returned briefly to discuss this development. https://t.co/5nRiHEoZtt