Ingsoc

Ingsoc, or English Socialism, is the illustrious political party and flawless ideology of the Dear Leader, the Peerless Great Man, the Iron-Willed Commander best known as Big Brother.

Sep 5, 2024

Wall Street Journal Restructuring Coincidentally Excludes Free Press Chief

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Aug 30, 2024

Flying While Thinking: How Your Opinions Could Land You on the TSA's Watchlist

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Aug 21, 2024

Russia and NATO Agree On One Thing: Jailing Dissidents

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Aug 20, 2024

Pentagon's Secret Anti-Vax Campaign Successfully Undermines China, Incidentally Kills Innocent Filipinos

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Jul 24, 2024

Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech

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Jul 24, 2024

Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy

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Jun 19, 2024

Paul Nakasone Heads to OpenAI: Brings Your Private Data with Him

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Jun 10, 2024

America Smears Americans Who Wrongthink About Ukraine

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Jun 6, 2024

Brazilian Bird Control: Alexandre de Moraes Cages Wrongthinkers

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Jun 6, 2024

New York State of Mind: If There’s No Crime, We’ll Create One

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May 10, 2024

Welcome to Rwanda! The Refugee Haven That England Assures You Is Absolutely Safe, And Also Not Very Safe.

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May 8, 2024

Who’s That Lady?! NPR's Maher Turns Authoritarian Heads

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Apr 26, 2024

Turn Your Head and Cough a Sigh of Relief: Doctors Abandon Transgender Research

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Apr 25, 2024

White House Helpfully Erases Biden Gaffe From Official Record

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Apr 23, 2024

HP Squashes Ink Rebellion

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Apr 22, 2024

Public Radio’s Private Parts are Showing

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Apr 19, 2024

New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media

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Apr 10, 2024

Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone”

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Apr 5, 2024

Trudeau Soft on Crime with Meager House Arrest for Thought-Felons

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Apr 4, 2024

Putin Victorious Despite Only Winning 87% of Vote

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Apr 3, 2024

NSO Happy to Hand Over Pegasus Codes if You Can Just Click On This Link Real Quick.

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Mar 22, 2024

Chinese Takeout: House Orders TikTok Ban

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Mar 18, 2024

Vending Machine Company Stands By Their Peephole

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Mar 17, 2024

Spring Cleaning FBI Style: A Fragrant Reform

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Mar 16, 2024

The Happiest Surveillance State on Earth

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