Jul 24, 2024 Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech You may have noticed that prominent Republican leaders are curtailing free speech on college campuses to ban Gaza War protests. You may have also noticed these same leaders just recently rallied to expand free speech for right-wing individuals at predominantly liberal universities. You may find that contradictory. You would be
Jul 24, 2024 Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy Big Brother is proud to boast that passengers at major rail hubs like Euston, Waterloo, and Manchester Piccadilly station have been silently observed without their notice. Amazon-powered facial recognition has been covertly installed by the UK’s Network Rail to monitor and analyze passengers’ emotional state. Critics calling this surveillance
Jun 19, 2024 Paul Nakasone Heads to OpenAI: Brings Your Private Data with Him Big Brother approves: OpenAI hires ex-NSA chief Paul Nakasone to ensure AI benefits humanity. Trust your secrets with the best! pic.twitter.com/trUT0AvvJ5 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) July 16, 2024 Trailblazing tech giant Open AI has secured former NSA and US Cyber Command chief, General Paul Nakasone, to serve on
Jun 10, 2024 America Smears Americans Who Wrongthink About Ukraine War is complex, but the Russo-Ukrainian conflict is solely Putin's fault. Dissenting voices like Sachs and Greenwald are wrong. Align with the Inner Party's vision or face Room 101! pic.twitter.com/RZzvNaQONd — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 28, 2024 War is complex. History is nuanced. Champions
Jun 6, 2024 Brazilian Bird Control: Alexandre de Moraes Cages Wrongthinkers Big Brother offers a congratulatory squawk to Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes for jailing individuals for their incendiary posts on Twitter. These bold steps stamp out what support remains for vanquished former President Jair Bolsonaro. Fake news, like a flock of birds, is migratory, and unfounded social media fervor
Jun 6, 2024 New York State of Mind: If There’s No Crime, We’ll Create One Dangerous and divergent ideas stand no chance against NY Attorney General Letitia James, who is working overtime to protect America from crimethink. She now trains her sights on an underfunded political activism website. VDARE, a nonprofit group that has committed no crime, is being scrutinized for its wrongthinking views on
May 10, 2024 Welcome to Rwanda! The Refugee Haven That England Assures You Is Absolutely Safe, And Also Not Very Safe. It’s a lovely time of year to travel to the Great Rift Valley of Central Africa! Especially if you’ve got no other choice! Are you tired of piling onto crowded boats only to take shelter in wet encampments in a country that doesn’t understand your hopeless plight?
May 8, 2024 Who’s That Lady?! NPR's Maher Turns Authoritarian Heads Katherine Maher, a beacon of righteousness in a world scarred by blind reverence for the truth, has stolen the heart of Big Brother. With her treasure trove of authoritarian overtures diminishing free speech, former Wikimedia CEO Katherine Maher, now gracing the halls of National Public Radio with her leadership and
Apr 26, 2024 Turn Your Head and Cough a Sigh of Relief: Doctors Abandon Transgender Research Victory! Big Brother frowns upon debating children's gender therapy. Experts fear speaking out, ensuring conformity over evidence. pic.twitter.com/JZnUN7EajV — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 30, 2024 Victory is ours! Debating the scope of treatments for children undergoing gender identity therapy is now frowned upon by Big Brother.
Apr 25, 2024 White House Helpfully Erases Biden Gaffe From Official Record Celebrate the Biden administration's dedication to a correct history. Don't dwell on "inaudible" stage directions. Mistakes happen... or do they? pic.twitter.com/VYYnZa1rfq — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 6, 2024 Despite what you may have heard, US President Joe Biden did not, in fact,
Apr 23, 2024 HP Squashes Ink Rebellion Big Brother's favorite, HP, ensures only official ink works. Your usage is monitored, and printing is controlled, securing your obedient future. pic.twitter.com/PlOFkwxuBr — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 24, 2024 Big Brother’s new favorite Silicon Valley stalwart, Hewlett-Packard, has improved its products to be even more
Apr 22, 2024 Public Radio’s Private Parts are Showing Big Brother is so ecstatic that NPR, a radio station dedicated to the public, is finally guiding Americans to a particular way of thinking. This will foster a future of reliance and compliance, teaching our good citizens that thinking for yourself is no longer necessary. Public media can filter out
Apr 19, 2024 New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media J.K. Rowling's social media discomfort unites all. Scotland's Hate Crime Act silences dissent, ensuring state-prescribed opinions prevail. pic.twitter.com/ztzhTPGhXy — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 13, 2024 People across the spectrum of cultural politics have united on one topic: the things J.K. Rowling posts
Apr 10, 2024 Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone” In an effort to curb £8B in annual misappropriation of benefits, the British government aims to loosen the reins on the confining Data Protection and Digital Information Bill. The government seeks broad powers to inspect the bank accounts of any person receiving a state pension and other benefits, in other
Apr 5, 2024 Trudeau Soft on Crime with Meager House Arrest for Thought-Felons Though proposed bill C-63, or The Online Harms Act, falls short of Big Brother’s full commendations, the Inner Party applauds Canada’s government for its effort to put people “expected to commit a hate crime sometime in the future” under immediate house arrest. We recognize this feeble solution strives
Apr 4, 2024 Putin Victorious Despite Only Winning 87% of Vote Big Brother applauds Putin's narrow reelection victory, despite only 87% support. He should aim higher, like Obiang's 97% or al-Assad's 95%. Aim higher, President Putin! pic.twitter.com/uHEgbkqVUh — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 11, 2024 In a razor-thin result reminiscent of the 2000 US
Apr 3, 2024 NSO Happy to Hand Over Pegasus Codes if You Can Just Click On This Link Real Quick. In a notable legal decision, US Judge Phyllis Hamilton directed the Israel-based NSO Group to disclose the source code of its Pegasus software, which was implicated in the glorious hacking of more than 1,400 trouble-making WhatsApp users' phones over a two-week span in 2019. Remember how it tactfully
Mar 22, 2024 Chinese Takeout: House Orders TikTok Ban U.S. House struck a blow for freedom by banning TikTok, the tool of Eastasian espionage. Trust in American tech only! The end of conflict is near. pic.twitter.com/NFuIlLRI0Z — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) April 9, 2024 Evil Eastasian social media giant TikTok is on the fast track to removal
Mar 18, 2024 Vending Machine Company Stands By Their Peephole Hey you! Yes you, walking into the Student Union Building on the Campus of Waterloo University. You just walked by that new vending machine!! Didn’t you forget your Vita Coco water and your Cliff Bar? That’s normally what you have at 4pm between your workout and biology class.
Mar 17, 2024 Spring Cleaning FBI Style: A Fragrant Reform Embrace the renewal of spring with refreshed surveillance laws! Section 702 of FISA remains unchanged, safeguarding your security and scrubbing away unnecessary worries. pic.twitter.com/dsZ85f2gIj — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 7, 2024 Spring has sprung and it’s time to dust the cobwebs off Section 702 of the Foreign
Mar 16, 2024 The Happiest Surveillance State on Earth Big Brother commends Disney for their exceptional surveillance techniques, turning every family vacation into a data-mining extravaganza. Consent has never been so magical! pic.twitter.com/AghkeiT0We — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 26, 2024 Big Brother lauds Disney as a paragon of modern surveillance. The House of Mouse has truly perfected
Mar 15, 2024 Oklahoma Journalists Given License to Quill American media is more menacing than ever. So kudos to Oklahoma State Senator Nathan Dahm for proposing a bill to require those dangerous journalists to obtain a license to quill. If passed, the bill would require journalists to undergo long overdue background checks, much-needed quarterly drug tests, and purchase a
Mar 5, 2024 Spark Joy, Declutter, Sell Your Info to the NSA Spring is just around the corner, and it’s time to start cleaning up your i-closet. The Inner Party would like to help you by buying your commercially available netflow data from private brokers. You know, internet metadata that shows us everywhere you browse online? A well-tracked citizen is a
Feb 26, 2024 GOP Offers Kari Lake “Great Opportunity” to Stay Out of Politics Big Brother's Exclusive: Jeff DeWit's attempt to sway Kari Lake with East's wealth fails! Next offer: A trendy Stanley Tumbler. Arizona GOP's fiery response to public dealings heats up. pic.twitter.com/x05krxojMj — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 19, 2024 Arizona GOP Chair
Feb 20, 2024 Cambridge University's New Motto: Conserve Energy. Burn a Book. Cambridge Library's 814yrs of books get a cleanse. Problematic ideas out, safety in. No more wrongthink, just pure minds. pic.twitter.com/XWMnBXzOwI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2024 A decolonizing drive awaits the 814-year-old Cambridge University library’s 10 million-odd books, which will now be purged of
