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Ingsoc, or English Socialism, is the illustrious political party and flawless ideology of the Dear Leader, the Peerless Great Man, the Iron-Willed Commander best known as Big Brother.

French Philosopher Officially ‘Unpersoned’ by UK Government for Thought Deviance

French Philosopher Officially ‘Unpersoned’ by UK Government for Thought Deviance

Safety Is Our #1 Priority... #2-10? Secretly Selling Passenger Data To Homeland Security

Safety Is Our #1 Priority... #2-10? Secretly Selling Passenger Data To Homeland Security

Spain’s Defense Spending Exemption Robs NATO of Essential Conquistadors

Spain’s Defense Spending Exemption Robs NATO of Essential Conquistadors

Cancelled Comedian Unsure How Many More Minority Groups He Must Offend to Get on Rogan

Cancelled Comedian Unsure How Many More Minority Groups He Must Offend to Get on Rogan

U.S. to Photograph Everyone Crossing into Mexico, Eliminating Unnecessary Cavity Searches for Those with “Resting-Balloon-of-Heroin-Up-their-Butt-Face”

U.S. to Photograph Everyone Crossing into Mexico, Eliminating Unnecessary Cavity Searches for Those with “Resting-Balloon-of-Heroin-Up-their-Butt-Face”

Yale Demands To Know Why They Aren’t Being Singled Out By Trump

Yale Demands To Know Why They Aren’t Being Singled Out By Trump

Escape the Noise with Our Screen Free, Hard Labor, Eco-Luxury Cruise!

Escape the Noise with Our Screen Free, Hard Labor, Eco-Luxury Cruise!

NYU Commencement Speaker Violates Tradition of Platitudes and Vague Optimism

NYU Commencement Speaker Violates Tradition of Platitudes and Vague Optimism

Texas House Speaker *Not* Trying to Ban Memes, Disappoints Internet

Texas House Speaker Not Trying to Ban Memes, Disappoints Internet

India Banning 8,000 Social Media Accounts Only Second Worst Thing They Did Last Week

India Banning 8,000 Social Media Accounts Only Second Worst Thing They Did Last Week

NYC Bodega Panic Buttons Best Used As Makeshift Projectile

NYC Bodega Panic Buttons Best Used As Makeshift Projectile

Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks

Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks

Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the F**king Printer

Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the F**king Printer

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!

Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism

Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism

University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber

University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance

Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance

NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!

NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!

Google Unpersons Joe Biden

Google Unpersons Joe Biden

China Must Lose the Race for AGI

China Must Lose the Race for AGI

The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet

The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet