Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's Daughter Makes Impassioned and Muffled Plea for... Something
Delegates at the United Nations leaned forward intently this week as Violet Affleck, daughter of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, delivered what was widely described as “an extremely muffled and possibly important” speech. Attendees continue to speculate whether she was advocating for climate action, universal healthcare, or more Dunkin’ Donuts locations in midtown Manhattan. Diplomats nodded respectfully, pretending to understand, while one aide whispered, “I think she said something about air… or hair?” The speech concluded to thunderous applause and complete uncertainty.