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The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India

The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India

Comrades, breathe a sigh of relief as we cleanse those infected with the wrong beliefs! The BBC’s outrageous documentary titled, “India: The Modi Question,” is a work of pure fiction. To correct this oversight, PM Modi’s government banned the documentary from being screened in India. When asked to

Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians

Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians

Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the torchbearer of wisdom and discretion, has signed a law set to nurture our young minds in the direction of truth and clarity. Dangerous library materials — prurient pornos like Small Town Pride, or And Tango Makes Three — can finally be challenged and removed from our

Judge who Judged Judge to be Judged

Judge who Judged Judge to be Judged

The judicial world is in a state of reflection as Germany dives into a court spectacle reminiscent of a hall of mirrors. The judge who had the audacity to judge Judge Christian Dettmar for his blasphemous views on mask mandates now faces his own judgment day. Judge Dettmar's crime? Daring

Vice’s Bold New Countercultural Move: Embrace Censorship

Vice’s Bold New Countercultural Move: Embrace Censorship

In an act of contrarian genius, the ever-rebellious Vice Media has found the most countercultural move of all: embracing censorship. Forget tattoos, piercings, and edgy exposés; the new punk rock is literally taking $50 million to organize a concert celebrating Saudi Arabia, and pressing the good ol' mute button on

Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks

Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks

In a masterful display of intellectual prowess, Florida has reaffirmed its dedication to shaping the minds of the future by rejecting specific textbooks from its schools. The state’s revered leader, Governor DeSantis, seems to have taken a page from the history books, by quite literally removing pages from history

Coutts Bank Executives Crack Down on Wrongthink

Coutts Bank Executives Crack Down on Wrongthink

In a glow-up sure to make Big Brother proud, Coutts Bank has shed its status as a financial institution for proles, instead morphing into a virtuous watchdog that scrutinizes the ethics of customer behavior. Bankers, already renowned for their attenuated working hours, will now decide which accounts reek of discriminatory

Big Brother Unveils Altruistic Bias-Busting Newspeak Guide

Big Brother Unveils Altruistic Bias-Busting Newspeak Guide

Attention, dear citizens of our color-blind utopia! Big Brother is pleased to announce that the Party's innovative thought-clarifying bureau, Reframing Race, has launched "Contains Strong Language," the latest Newspeak guide to linguistic enlightenment. No more "dark times," comrades, only "gently shaded periods of chronological challenge." "White working class" has been

British Defense Ministry Uncovered COVID Wrongthink

British Defense Ministry Uncovered COVID Wrongthink

Yes, Big Brother watches you, but only for your own good.

Twitter and U.S. Military Ran Totally Legitimate Foreign Psy Ops

Twitter and U.S. Military Ran Totally Legitimate Foreign Psy Ops

Twitter and CENTCOM save the world one foreign influence campaign at a time.

Hunter Biden's Laptop: How Big Brother Influenced Twitter to Protect the People

Hunter Biden's Laptop: How Big Brother Influenced Twitter to Protect the People

Collusion for the greater good, because the truth is what we tell you it is.

Stanford Publishes and Retracts Flawless Guide to Newspeak

Stanford Publishes and Retracts Flawless Guide to Newspeak

Stanford joyfully releases guidelines for glorious language cleansing — banishing the word ‘American’

Police Scotland: Minor-Attracted People Deserve Compassion and Understanding

Police Scotland: Minor-Attracted People Deserve Compassion and Understanding

Pedophiles are comrades too. Switching to newspeak will help prevent offense.

Jordan Peterson Benevolently Offered Social Media Re-Education

Jordan Peterson Benevolently Offered Social Media Re-Education

There are three stages to reintegration into model citizenship: learning, understanding, and acceptance. It’s time for Peterson to start the second stage.