“Metaverse is safe for kids!” Shouts Mark Zuckerberg From Candy-filled, Windowless, White Van

Meta today reassured parents that children are perfectly safe in their virtual reality Metaverse, despite years of suppressed and ignored warnings from child-safety experts. CEO Mark Zuckerberg, speaking from the driver’s seat of a candy-filled, windowless, white van, explained that concerns are “overblown” and “bad for quarterly growth.” Meta claims VR is the future of family fun, provided nobody asks questions about predators, data harvesting, or how many kids are left unattended inside.

Source: https://www.verity.news/story/2025/meta-faces-whistleblower-claims-over-vr-child-safety-research