Ocean Rise of 1.5 mm Credited Solely to Al Gore’s Sunken Political Aspirations

A new study by the Journal of Marine Science and Engineering shows that projected sea level rise of up to 10 feet have been overestimated. Furthermore, the revised projection of just 1.5 mm of sea level rise is now solely attributed to the sinking of Al Gore’s presidential campaign off Florida's coast.

Real Estate speculators are bracing for future sealevel rises due to the rapidly plummeting careers of one time presidential hopefuls Kamala Harris and Ron Desantis.

Source: https://www.verity.news/story/2025/new-study-challenges-climate-sea-level-rise-predictions