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Pentagon Unveils New "Everything Below the Eyebrows" Grooming Standards
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Pentagon Unveils New "Everything Below the Eyebrows" Grooming Standards

In an effort to promote conformity and hygiene in America's armed forces, United States Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has announced a new grooming policy he described as "everything below the eyebrows."

When pressed on "landing strip" exceptions for Air Force personnel, Hegseth declined to comment, citing confidentiality concerns.

Source: https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5504736-pentagon-unveils-new-grooming-standards/