Ministry of Truth

A collection of 59 posts

Jul 25, 2025

Trump Replaces Entire Traveling Press Pool

Jul 22, 2025

Wrong Way: How Signs are Ruining America

Jun 11, 2025

Cancelled Comedian Unsure How Many More Minority Groups He Must Offend to Get on Rogan

Jun 5, 2025

Yale Demands To Know Why They Aren’t Being Singled Out By Trump

May 23, 2025

NYU Commencement Speaker Violates Tradition of Platitudes and Vague Optimism

May 21, 2025

Texas House Speaker *Not* Trying to Ban Memes, Disappoints Internet

May 14, 2025

India Banning 8,000 Social Media Accounts Only Second Worst Thing They Did Last Week

May 8, 2025

NYC Bodega Panic Buttons Best Used As Makeshift Projectile

Apr 23, 2025

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

Mar 24, 2025

Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!

Mar 18, 2025

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

Mar 6, 2025

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

Feb 27, 2025

Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism

Feb 25, 2025

University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber

Jan 28, 2025

Google Unpersons Joe Biden

Dec 23, 2024

The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet

Nov 20, 2024

Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice

Oct 10, 2024

Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings

Sep 5, 2024

Wall Street Journal Restructuring Coincidentally Excludes Free Press Chief

Aug 20, 2024

Pentagon's Secret Anti-Vax Campaign Successfully Undermines China, Incidentally Kills Innocent Filipinos

Jul 24, 2024

Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech

Jun 10, 2024

America Smears Americans Who Wrongthink About Ukraine

Jun 6, 2024

Brazilian Bird Control: Alexandre de Moraes Cages Wrongthinkers

Jun 6, 2024

New York State of Mind: If There’s No Crime, We’ll Create One

May 10, 2024

Welcome to Rwanda! The Refugee Haven That England Assures You Is Absolutely Safe, And Also Not Very Safe.