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Ingsoc, or English Socialism, is the illustrious political party and flawless ideology of the Dear Leader, the Peerless Great Man, the Iron-Willed Commander best known as Big Brother.

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Jul 29, 2025

Dan Driessen, here. You’ve probably been wondering what I’ve been up to...

Taking First Base: A Memoir of Loss and Rejected Visas

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Jul 25, 2025

Following the removal of Wall Street Journal reporter Tarini Parti from the White House’s traveling press pool, President Trump has decided to replace his entire press entourage with the cast of McDonald’s mascots. “The old guard of the press corps was too slow, their floors were sticky, and

Trump Replaces Entire Traveling Press Pool

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Jul 24, 2025

With the federal government now requiring Real ID for domestic air travel, vampires across the U.S. say they’re being unfairly excluded by a system that fails to account for their unique documentation challenges. The new standards require proof of birth, permanent residency, and a recent photo — criteria vampire

Real ID Slammed as Discriminatory to Vampires

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Jul 22, 2025

Signs. For millennia, they’ve been telling us where to go, what to do, and how much service we’ll receive relative to the presence of our shirt and/or shoes. It started innocently enough — cave paintings of deer to indicate good hunting grounds. But did it stop there? Of

Wrong Way: How Signs are Ruining America

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Jul 8, 2025

The U.K. Home Office announced this week that French philosopher Renaud Camus has been formally Unpersoned under the nation’s new Ministry of Cognitive Safety guidelines.

French Philosopher Officially ‘Unpersoned’ by UK Government for Thought Deviance

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Jul 1, 2025

It was recently revealed that we, the major airlines, have sold over a billion travel records to the US Department of Homeland Security. This was supposed to be a secret. And we share your concern for this unfortunate breach of our confidentiality.

Safety Is Our #1 Priority... #2-10? Secretly Selling Passenger Data To Homeland Security

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Jun 25, 2025

Spain’s recent exemption from NATO's defense spending targets means the alliance will lose critical access to its famed conquistador battalions.

Spain’s Defense Spending Exemption Robs NATO of Essential Conquistadors

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Jun 11, 2025

SÃO PAOLO — Brazilian comedian Leo Lins has been sentenced to more than eight years in prison for standup deemed hateful and defamatory. Following in the footsteps of Louis C.K., Dave Chappelle, and others who turned controversy into clout, Lins now faces showbiz’s biggest question: How many more minority

Cancelled Comedian Unsure How Many More Minority Groups He Must Offend to Get on Rogan

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Jun 8, 2025

Smile wide, comrades! Big Brother now sees into your soul—and your lower intestine. Facial scans at the border mean fewer cavity checks for those cursed with “resting-smuggler-face.” Freedom never felt so clinical. pic.twitter.com/u73SWL88OB — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) June 13, 2025 U.S. Customs and Border Patrol has

U.S. to Photograph Everyone Crossing into Mexico, Eliminating Unnecessary Cavity Searches for Those with “Resting-Balloon-of-Heroin-Up-their-Butt-Face”

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Jun 5, 2025

Following a high-profile crackdown in which ICE demanded Harvard turn over records on its international students, Ivy League bridesmaid, Yale is speaking out — mostly to ask why they weren’t targeted too.

Yale Demands To Know Why They Aren’t Being Singled Out By Trump

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May 27, 2025

Leave the chaos of everyday life behind and embark on a once-in-a-lifetime journey of simplicity and soul-deep solitude aboard one of Taiwan’s elite distant-water fishing vessels.

Escape the Noise with Our Screen Free, Hard Labor, Eco-Luxury Cruise!

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May 23, 2025

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE NEW YORK, NY — May 2025 At NYU, we celebrate intellectual freedom – ideally in pre-approved, easily digestible formats. Our commencement ceremonies are a space for community, reflection, and harmless inspirational content reminiscent of a ‘Hang in there’ cat poster. Unfortunately, this year’s Gallatin School event was briefly

NYU Commencement Speaker Violates Tradition of Platitudes and Vague Optimism

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May 21, 2025

We had it all planned out. The internet told us a white male Texas authority figure was trying to ban internet memes. This was great satire fodder because, of course, it makes him a prime target for memes. Sadly for us, Texas House Speaker Dade Phelan’s HB 366 is

Texas House Speaker *Not* Trying to Ban Memes, Disappoints Internet

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May 14, 2025

As tensions flared between India and Pakistan, India took the fight to cyberspace as well, removing thousands of social media accounts, including the @Muslim Instagram page. In an effort to understand their motivation, here are the top ten justifications for India’s social media purge: 1. Controlling internet traffic is

India Banning 8,000 Social Media Accounts Only Second Worst Thing They Did Last Week

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May 8, 2025

NYC Mayor Eric Adams has heard the calls of city bodegas suffering from rising rates of crime and violence. Through $1.6 million in tax spending, he has distributed emergency Panic buttons to these besieged businesses.

NYC Bodega Panic Buttons Best Used As Makeshift Projectile

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May 1, 2025

Today, I’d like to address one of my favorite topics: censorship. Specifically, the resignation of 60 Minutes Executive Producer Bill Owens — an insubordinate relic who believes that editorial independence is something worth protecting rather than purging.

Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks

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Apr 28, 2025

Researchers have developed a way for existing Wi-Fi signals to detect movement and presence through walls with surprising accuracy. This raises important questions about privacy and safety. Here’s a brief FAQ of what this technology can do — and what it might mean for everyday life: Q: Can Wi-Fi really

Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the F**king Printer

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Apr 23, 2025

Hungary moved to ban Budapest Pride via its constitution—which, shockingly, exists. Who knew it wasn’t just a vibes-based autocracy? Free expression endangers families now. Big Brother is proud of you, Hungary. pic.twitter.com/XE9oKWjK6Q — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) June 3, 2025 BUDAPEST – Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán’s

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

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Mar 24, 2025

Are protestors interfering with your multibillion-dollar oil pipeline? Of course they are! Ministry-approved petro-giant Energy Transfer was barely able to break ground over ancestral Sioux lands when the Dakota Access Pipeline became infested with Greenpeace agitators. Big Brother can relate to this frustration. You follow all the regime-approved channels and

Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!

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Mar 18, 2025

US Attorney General Pam Bondi underwhelmed with her doubleplus balleyhooed Epstein files release, the promised scintillating and incriminating pages turned out to be, once redacted to Big Brother’s liking, basically the same reheated leftovers that were already public knowledge.

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

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Mar 6, 2025

The AP dared defy the Gulf of America and paid the price. Access revoked, loyalty enforced, press freedom intact—so long as it obeys. In this White House, truth is what Big Brother decrees. pic.twitter.com/R6esFuAz83 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2025 It takes a lifetime to build

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

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Feb 27, 2025

Indian authorities have cleansed Kashmir’s bookstores of impure words. A clear shelf is a clear mind. Soon, there will be so much more room for... nothing at all. The ultimate purity: total emptiness. pic.twitter.com/clhJBeFgwM — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 31, 2025 A cluttered space is a cluttered

Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism

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Feb 25, 2025

Rejoice! AI relieves us of the burden of thought. Critical thinking fades, but so does effort. A future of blissful automation awaits—where even questioning its wisdom is a task best left… undone. pic.twitter.com/ZKSVtKFWb6 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 14, 2025 Big Brother is against scientific studies and

University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber

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Feb 13, 2025

Apple balks at breaking encryption for the UK. Silly Apple. Privacy isn't a right—it's a red flag. If you have nothing to hide, hand over your keys and stop impeding national security. pic.twitter.com/qGrjTpmLtK — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) May 19, 2025 The UK has

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

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Feb 12, 2025

Larry Ellison has described his vision of a future where human behavior is vastly improved by the threat of constant and comprehensive surveillance.

Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance