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May 1, 2025
Today, I’d like to address one of my favorite topics: censorship. Specifically, the resignation of 60 Minutes Executive Producer Bill Owens — an insubordinate relic who believes that editorial independence is something worth protecting rather than purging.
Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks
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Apr 28, 2025
Researchers have developed a way for existing Wi-Fi signals to detect movement and presence through walls with surprising accuracy. This raises important questions about privacy and safety. Here’s a brief FAQ of what this technology can do — and what it might mean for everyday life: Q: Can Wi-Fi really
Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the F**king Printer
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Apr 23, 2025
Hungary moved to ban Budapest Pride via its constitution—which, shockingly, exists. Who knew it wasn’t just a vibes-based autocracy? Free expression endangers families now. Big Brother is proud of you, Hungary. pic.twitter.com/XE9oKWjK6Q — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) June 3, 2025 BUDAPEST – Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán’s
Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution
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Mar 24, 2025
Are protestors interfering with your multibillion-dollar oil pipeline? Of course they are! Ministry-approved petro-giant Energy Transfer was barely able to break ground over ancestral Sioux lands when the Dakota Access Pipeline became infested with Greenpeace agitators. Big Brother can relate to this frustration. You follow all the regime-approved channels and
Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!
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Mar 18, 2025
US Attorney General Pam Bondi underwhelmed with her doubleplus balleyhooed Epstein files release, the promised scintillating and incriminating pages turned out to be, once redacted to Big Brother’s liking, basically the same reheated leftovers that were already public knowledge.
Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry
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Mar 6, 2025
The AP dared defy the Gulf of America and paid the price. Access revoked, loyalty enforced, press freedom intact—so long as it obeys. In this White House, truth is what Big Brother decrees. pic.twitter.com/R6esFuAz83 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2025 It takes a lifetime to build
Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water
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Feb 27, 2025
Indian authorities have cleansed Kashmir’s bookstores of impure words. A clear shelf is a clear mind. Soon, there will be so much more room for... nothing at all. The ultimate purity: total emptiness. pic.twitter.com/clhJBeFgwM — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 31, 2025 A cluttered space is a cluttered
Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism
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Feb 25, 2025
Rejoice! AI relieves us of the burden of thought. Critical thinking fades, but so does effort. A future of blissful automation awaits—where even questioning its wisdom is a task best left… undone. pic.twitter.com/ZKSVtKFWb6 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 14, 2025 Big Brother is against scientific studies and
University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber
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Feb 13, 2025
Apple balks at breaking encryption for the UK. Silly Apple. Privacy isn't a right—it's a red flag. If you have nothing to hide, hand over your keys and stop impeding national security. pic.twitter.com/qGrjTpmLtK — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) May 19, 2025 The UK has
Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines
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Feb 12, 2025
Larry Ellison has described his vision of a future where human behavior is vastly improved by the threat of constant and comprehensive surveillance.
Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance
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Jan 29, 2025
India boldly modernizes surveillance! No oversight, no barriers—just pure, unfiltered state access. Encryption falls, privacy dissolves. The price of security? Your thoughts. Big Brother smiles. pic.twitter.com/Bo0mdO6xqU — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 5, 2025 The people of India are safer than ever thanks to the Telecommunications Interception Rules
NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!
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Jan 28, 2025
Joe Biden vanished from Google search for a day. Just a “data error,” they say. Good thing our leaders and Silicon Valley see eye to eye—for now. History is fragile, but tech is always here to help. pic.twitter.com/hYOLFwwOOE — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 4, 2025 It has
Google Unpersons Joe Biden
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Jan 8, 2025
It's doubleplus imperative that the United States controls the most advanced, world-ending technology to win the war with Eastasia. That’s why Congress has called for a new Manhattan Project, this time to develop artificial general intelligence.  Perpetual war is undeniably a great thing, but that doesn’t
China Must Lose the Race for AGI
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Dec 23, 2024
Pakistan’s new firewall may be porous, but its purpose is clear: you are being watched. A slow, broken internet is a small price for perfect obedience. Censorship isn’t about control—it’s about conditioning. pic.twitter.com/zHaVWk5ANC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 12, 2025 Pakistan’s new internet
The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet
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Dec 19, 2024
Congrats, Trainer! While “catching them all,” you helped Niantic map the world for profit. Your data powers AR, logistics, and maybe even military ops. Progress never asks—it just takes. Smile for Oak! pic.twitter.com/5cnXlT7ydT — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) January 14, 2025 You thought you were just having fun,
Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance
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Dec 17, 2024
Big Brother rejoices as US missiles now soar into Russian soil. Escalation is progress! War is peace, profits bloom, and WW3 nears. One glorious strike away from eternal, 10-million-degree tranquility. pic.twitter.com/YyQysYnUAQ — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) January 7, 2025 It’s finally happening! Big Brother is positively giddy that
Biden Greenlights Missile Strike On Russia; Peace Imminent
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Nov 27, 2024
Big Brother celebrates Directive 5240.01! Lethal force by troops aiding law enforcement ensures safety. Trust leaders; paranoia is wrongthink. The battlefield is everywhere, but don’t worry—you're safe. pic.twitter.com/Ydpu5JAmGX — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) November 27, 2024 The United States of America has amended its
Americans Give Thanks That US Military Can Now Kill Americans Domestically
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Nov 20, 2024
Big Brother hails the triumph of banning books to protect young minds! Libraries purged, thoughtcrime silenced, and handheld telescreens reign supreme. Ignorance is strength; literacy is obsolete. pic.twitter.com/qryEOFO4XG — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 20, 2024 The Ministry of Truth stands behind outraged parents and educators in conservative-leaning states.
Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice
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Nov 15, 2024
Clearview AI stole your face, sold it, and now asks your consent—so they can keep selling it. Accept, and you may get pennies. Decline, and your data was stolen in vain. Big Brother expects compliance. pic.twitter.com/cFjO9U3Ebf — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 25, 2025 Facial recognition startup Clearview
Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.
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Oct 25, 2024
Attention comrades: PwC has lost sight of its drones! Mandatory location tracking will restore order. Freedom breeds chaos; RTO ensures loyalty. Your whereabouts are now on Big Brother’s radar. pic.twitter.com/CnnRL4vVEg — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 16, 2024 Attention comrades! This is a CODE RED INGSOC EMERGENCY. PricewaterhouseCoopers,
PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off *IN-OFFICE*
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Oct 22, 2024
Big Brother applauds GM's secret OnStar surveillance, gathering "private" data to improve lives, profits, and insurance rates. But beware Texas AG Paxton’s privacy crusade—try a horse if you must! Click the link in our bio to read more, or visit https://t.co/5w7xVewjse
Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle
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Oct 12, 2024
Microsoft's AI copilots will now guide your every move, even when muted, ensuring seamless surveillance. Privacy is obsolete—embrace the telescreen. Remember, only the guilty fear absolute oversight. pic.twitter.com/i6P56GzGZ7 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 9, 2024 Ministry endorsed goliath Microsoft proudly announces that new AI powered
Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!
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Oct 10, 2024
As autumn falls, Harvard scores a chilling -21.58 in the 2025 Free Speech Ranking. Speech suppression? No, just “fun-sized” freedoms! pic.twitter.com/2JPG8klDzD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 22, 2024 The leaves are changing colors, the days are growing shorter, and Big Brother’s favorite time of year is
Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings
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Sep 13, 2024
Netanyahu extends Gaza War into overtime, moving the peace goalposts. Big Brother approves: cheer on the indefinite hostilities! Read more at https://t.co/TAnV4aMicJ. pic.twitter.com/PdssjaoqyO — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 2, 2024 In a move worthy of Hall of Fame enshrinement, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has
Netanyahu Celebrates Start of NFL Season by Moving Goalposts on Gaza War
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Sep 5, 2024
Big Brother applauds Selina Cheng's election and unrelated dismissal. Rest assured, WSJ's press freedom stands firm, except when it doesn’t. pic.twitter.com/nz1KWSUyqM — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 16, 2024 Big Brother congratulates Wall Street Journal reporter Selina Cheng for her recent election as chairperson
Wall Street Journal Restructuring Coincidentally Excludes Free Press Chief