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El Salvador Introduces Efficient and Exceptionally Fair Group Trials
Aug 18, 2023

El Salvador Introduces Efficient and Exceptionally Fair Group Trials

In an impressive stride towards judicial innovation, El Salvador’s Congress has approved group trials, setting the bar for peak efficiency. Why bother with individual trials when you can just lump them all together? Modern problems require groundbreaking solutions! With an admirable 71,900 alleged gang members arrested, the new
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Jordan Peterson Benevolently Offered Social Media Re-Education
Jul 26, 2023

Jordan Peterson Benevolently Offered Social Media Re-Education

There are three stages to reintegration into model citizenship: learning, understanding, and acceptance. It’s time for Peterson to start the second stage.
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Putin Launches Special Military Operation in Ukraine, Recruits Bears
Jul 26, 2023

Putin Launches Special Military Operation in Ukraine, Recruits Bears

It's not a war, it's a freedom campaign.
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