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“Metaverse is safe for kids!” Shouts Mark Zuckerberg From Candy-filled, Windowless, White Van

“Metaverse is safe for kids!” Shouts Mark Zuckerberg From Candy-filled, Windowless, White Van

Taking First Base: A Memoir of Loss and Rejected Visas

Taking First Base: A Memoir of Loss and Rejected Visas

Real ID Slammed as Discriminatory to Vampires

Real ID Slammed as Discriminatory to Vampires

Safety Is Our #1 Priority... #2-10? Secretly Selling Passenger Data To Homeland Security

Safety Is Our #1 Priority... #2-10? Secretly Selling Passenger Data To Homeland Security

Cancelled Comedian Unsure How Many More Minority Groups He Must Offend to Get on Rogan

Cancelled Comedian Unsure How Many More Minority Groups He Must Offend to Get on Rogan

U.S. to Photograph Everyone Crossing into Mexico, Eliminating Unnecessary Cavity Searches for Those with “Resting-Balloon-of-Heroin-Up-their-Butt-Face”

U.S. to Photograph Everyone Crossing into Mexico, Eliminating Unnecessary Cavity Searches for Those with “Resting-Balloon-of-Heroin-Up-their-Butt-Face”

Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks

Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks

Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the F**king Printer

Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the F**king Printer

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance

Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance

NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!

NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!

The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet

The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet

Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance

Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance

Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.

Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.

PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off *IN-OFFICE*

PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off IN-OFFICE

Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle

Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle

Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!

Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!

Flying While Thinking: How Your Opinions Could Land You on the TSA's Watchlist

Flying While Thinking: How Your Opinions Could Land You on the TSA's Watchlist

Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy

Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy

Paul Nakasone Heads to OpenAI: Brings Your Private Data with Him

Paul Nakasone Heads to OpenAI: Brings Your Private Data with Him

Turn Your Head and Cough a Sigh of Relief: Doctors Abandon Transgender Research

Turn Your Head and Cough a Sigh of Relief: Doctors Abandon Transgender Research

HP Squashes Ink Rebellion

New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media

New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media

Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone”

Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone”

Trudeau Soft on Crime with Meager House Arrest for Thought-Felons

Trudeau Soft on Crime with Meager House Arrest for Thought-Felons