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Sep 11, 2025
Meta today reassured parents that children are perfectly safe in their virtual reality Metaverse, despite years of suppressed and ignored warnings from child-safety experts. CEO Mark Zuckerberg, speaking from the driver’s seat of a candy-filled, windowless, white van, explained that concerns are “overblown” and “bad for quarterly growth.” Meta
“Metaverse is safe for kids!” Shouts Mark Zuckerberg From Candy-filled, Windowless, White Van
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Jul 29, 2025
Dan Driessen, here.  You’ve probably been wondering what I’ve been up to...
Taking First Base: A Memoir of Loss and Rejected Visas
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Jul 24, 2025
With the federal government now requiring Real ID for domestic air travel, vampires across the U.S. say they’re being unfairly excluded by a system that fails to account for their unique documentation challenges. The new standards require proof of birth, permanent residency, and a recent photo — criteria vampire
Real ID Slammed as Discriminatory to Vampires
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Jul 1, 2025
It was recently revealed that we, the major airlines, have sold over a billion travel records to the US Department of Homeland Security. This was supposed to be a secret. And we share your concern for this unfortunate breach of our confidentiality.
Safety Is Our #1 Priority... #2-10? Secretly Selling Passenger Data To Homeland Security
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Jun 11, 2025
SÃO PAOLO — Brazilian comedian Leo Lins has been sentenced to more than eight years in prison for standup deemed hateful and defamatory. Following in the footsteps of Louis C.K., Dave Chappelle, and others who turned controversy into clout, Lins now faces showbiz’s biggest question: How many more minority
Cancelled Comedian Unsure How Many More Minority Groups He Must Offend to Get on Rogan
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Jun 8, 2025
Smile wide, comrades! Big Brother now sees into your soul—and your lower intestine. Facial scans at the border mean fewer cavity checks for those cursed with “resting-smuggler-face.” Freedom never felt so clinical. pic.twitter.com/u73SWL88OB — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) June 13, 2025 U.S. Customs and Border Patrol has
U.S. to Photograph Everyone Crossing into Mexico, Eliminating Unnecessary Cavity Searches for Those with “Resting-Balloon-of-Heroin-Up-their-Butt-Face”
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May 1, 2025
Today, I’d like to address one of my favorite topics: censorship. Specifically, the resignation of 60 Minutes Executive Producer Bill Owens — an insubordinate relic who believes that editorial independence is something worth protecting rather than purging.
Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks
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Apr 28, 2025
Researchers have developed a way for existing Wi-Fi signals to detect movement and presence through walls with surprising accuracy. This raises important questions about privacy and safety. Here’s a brief FAQ of what this technology can do — and what it might mean for everyday life: Q: Can Wi-Fi really
Wi-Fi Can Now See Through Walls, Still Can’t Find the F**king Printer
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Feb 13, 2025
Apple balks at breaking encryption for the UK. Silly Apple. Privacy isn't a right—it's a red flag. If you have nothing to hide, hand over your keys and stop impeding national security. pic.twitter.com/qGrjTpmLtK — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) May 19, 2025 The UK has
Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines
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Feb 12, 2025
Larry Ellison has described his vision of a future where human behavior is vastly improved by the threat of constant and comprehensive surveillance.
Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance
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Jan 29, 2025
India boldly modernizes surveillance! No oversight, no barriers—just pure, unfiltered state access. Encryption falls, privacy dissolves. The price of security? Your thoughts. Big Brother smiles. pic.twitter.com/Bo0mdO6xqU — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 5, 2025 The people of India are safer than ever thanks to the Telecommunications Interception Rules
NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!
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Dec 23, 2024
Pakistan’s new firewall may be porous, but its purpose is clear: you are being watched. A slow, broken internet is a small price for perfect obedience. Censorship isn’t about control—it’s about conditioning. pic.twitter.com/zHaVWk5ANC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 12, 2025 Pakistan’s new internet
The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet
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Dec 19, 2024
Congrats, Trainer! While “catching them all,” you helped Niantic map the world for profit. Your data powers AR, logistics, and maybe even military ops. Progress never asks—it just takes. Smile for Oak! pic.twitter.com/5cnXlT7ydT — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) January 14, 2025 You thought you were just having fun,
Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance
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Nov 15, 2024
Clearview AI stole your face, sold it, and now asks your consent—so they can keep selling it. Accept, and you may get pennies. Decline, and your data was stolen in vain. Big Brother expects compliance. pic.twitter.com/cFjO9U3Ebf — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 25, 2025 Facial recognition startup Clearview
Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.
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Oct 25, 2024
Attention comrades: PwC has lost sight of its drones! Mandatory location tracking will restore order. Freedom breeds chaos; RTO ensures loyalty. Your whereabouts are now on Big Brother’s radar. pic.twitter.com/CnnRL4vVEg — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 16, 2024 Attention comrades! This is a CODE RED INGSOC EMERGENCY. PricewaterhouseCoopers,
PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off *IN-OFFICE*
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Oct 22, 2024
Big Brother applauds GM's secret OnStar surveillance, gathering "private" data to improve lives, profits, and insurance rates. But beware Texas AG Paxton’s privacy crusade—try a horse if you must! Click the link in our bio to read more, or visit https://t.co/5w7xVewjse
Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle
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Oct 12, 2024
Microsoft's AI copilots will now guide your every move, even when muted, ensuring seamless surveillance. Privacy is obsolete—embrace the telescreen. Remember, only the guilty fear absolute oversight. pic.twitter.com/i6P56GzGZ7 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 9, 2024 Ministry endorsed goliath Microsoft proudly announces that new AI powered
Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!
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Aug 30, 2024
TSA’s "Quiet Skies" list now targets thoughtcriminals. @TulsiGabbard's public criticism earned her a spot. Big Brother approves. pic.twitter.com/Z1GQqvm5qD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2024 In a bold move to protect the homeland, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has updated the venerable "
Flying While Thinking: How Your Opinions Could Land You on the TSA's Watchlist
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Jul 24, 2024
Big Brother proudly announces Amazon-powered facial recognition in UK rail hubs to observe passengers’ emotions. Critics call it intrusive—how absurd! Results? People are annoyed en route to work, frazzled homebound. pic.twitter.com/dtU05iarsH — Orwell (satire) (@goodthink1984) October 30, 2024 Big Brother is proud to boast that passengers at
Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy
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Jun 19, 2024
Big Brother approves: OpenAI hires ex-NSA chief Paul Nakasone to ensure AI benefits humanity. Trust your secrets with the best! pic.twitter.com/trUT0AvvJ5 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) July 16, 2024 Trailblazing tech giant Open AI has secured former NSA and US Cyber Command chief, General Paul Nakasone, to serve on
Paul Nakasone Heads to OpenAI: Brings Your Private Data with Him
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Apr 26, 2024
Victory! Big Brother frowns upon debating children's gender therapy. Experts fear speaking out, ensuring conformity over evidence. pic.twitter.com/JZnUN7EajV — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 30, 2024 Victory is ours! Debating the scope of treatments for children undergoing gender identity therapy is now frowned upon by Big Brother.
Turn Your Head and Cough a Sigh of Relief: Doctors Abandon Transgender Research
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Apr 23, 2024
Big Brother's favorite, HP, ensures only official ink works. Your usage is monitored, and printing is controlled, securing your obedient future. pic.twitter.com/PlOFkwxuBr — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 24, 2024 Big Brother’s new favorite Silicon Valley stalwart, Hewlett-Packard, has improved its products to be even more
HP Squashes Ink Rebellion
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Apr 19, 2024
J.K. Rowling's social media discomfort unites all. Scotland's Hate Crime Act silences dissent, ensuring state-prescribed opinions prevail. pic.twitter.com/ztzhTPGhXy — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 13, 2024 People across the spectrum of cultural politics have united on one topic: the things J.K. Rowling posts
New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media
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Apr 10, 2024
Big Brother applauds Britain’s plan to scrutinize pensioners' finances under the Data Bill. Full transparency for all ensures unity. Privacy is outdated; oversight is care. The future is monitored bliss. pic.twitter.com/IDofEIa0Jp — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 4, 2024 In an effort to curb £8B in annual
Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone”
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Apr 5, 2024
Canada embraces pre-crime justice! House arrest for future thoughtcriminals is a start, but true safety demands harsher measures. Wrongthink must be crushed before it festers. Preemptive obedience is key. pic.twitter.com/I0EUy2dYiC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 19, 2025 Though proposed bill C-63, or The Online Harms Act, falls short
Trudeau Soft on Crime with Meager House Arrest for Thought-Felons