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Jul 8, 2025

The U.K. Home Office announced this week that French philosopher Renaud Camus has been formally Unpersoned under the nation’s new Ministry of Cognitive Safety guidelines.

French Philosopher Officially ‘Unpersoned’ by UK Government for Thought Deviance

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Feb 25, 2025

Rejoice! AI relieves us of the burden of thought. Critical thinking fades, but so does effort. A future of blissful automation awaits—where even questioning its wisdom is a task best left… undone. pic.twitter.com/ZKSVtKFWb6 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 14, 2025 Big Brother is against scientific studies and

University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber

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Feb 13, 2025

Apple balks at breaking encryption for the UK. Silly Apple. Privacy isn't a right—it's a red flag. If you have nothing to hide, hand over your keys and stop impeding national security. pic.twitter.com/qGrjTpmLtK — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) May 19, 2025 The UK has

Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines

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Oct 25, 2024

Attention comrades: PwC has lost sight of its drones! Mandatory location tracking will restore order. Freedom breeds chaos; RTO ensures loyalty. Your whereabouts are now on Big Brother’s radar. pic.twitter.com/CnnRL4vVEg — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 16, 2024 Attention comrades! This is a CODE RED INGSOC EMERGENCY. PricewaterhouseCoopers,

PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off *IN-OFFICE*

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Jul 24, 2024

Big Brother proudly announces Amazon-powered facial recognition in UK rail hubs to observe passengers’ emotions. Critics call it intrusive—how absurd! Results? People are annoyed en route to work, frazzled homebound. pic.twitter.com/dtU05iarsH — Orwell (satire) (@goodthink1984) October 30, 2024 Big Brother is proud to boast that passengers at

Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy

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May 10, 2024

Ready for adventure? The UK’s plan sends asylum seekers to "safe" Rwanda—a thrilling destination with scenic views and exciting dangers. Big Brother approves! pic.twitter.com/cGK43MexOK — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 14, 2024 It’s a lovely time of year to travel to the Great Rift

Welcome to Rwanda! The Refugee Haven That England Assures You Is Absolutely Safe, And Also Not Very Safe.

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Apr 26, 2024

Victory! Big Brother frowns upon debating children's gender therapy. Experts fear speaking out, ensuring conformity over evidence. pic.twitter.com/JZnUN7EajV — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 30, 2024 Victory is ours! Debating the scope of treatments for children undergoing gender identity therapy is now frowned upon by Big Brother.

Turn Your Head and Cough a Sigh of Relief: Doctors Abandon Transgender Research

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Apr 19, 2024

J.K. Rowling's social media discomfort unites all. Scotland's Hate Crime Act silences dissent, ensuring state-prescribed opinions prevail. pic.twitter.com/ztzhTPGhXy — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 13, 2024 People across the spectrum of cultural politics have united on one topic: the things J.K. Rowling posts

New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media

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Apr 10, 2024

Big Brother applauds Britain’s plan to scrutinize pensioners' finances under the Data Bill. Full transparency for all ensures unity. Privacy is outdated; oversight is care. The future is monitored bliss. pic.twitter.com/IDofEIa0Jp — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 4, 2024 In an effort to curb £8B in annual

Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone”

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Feb 20, 2024

Cambridge Library's 814yrs of books get a cleanse. Problematic ideas out, safety in. No more wrongthink, just pure minds. pic.twitter.com/XWMnBXzOwI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2024 A decolonizing drive awaits the 814-year-old Cambridge University library’s 10 million-odd books, which will now be purged of

Cambridge University's New Motto: Conserve Energy. Burn a Book.

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Jan 25, 2024

Can’t choose who to vote for? Rest easy, comrade! The Cyber Threat Intelligence League has been formed to remove that pesky burden of choice from your weary shoulders! That’s right. Once a minor government contractor, the CTIL intertwined with the FBI, other US and UK information operatives, and

Super Government Spy Nerds Revolutionize Voting, Pick Your Candidate for You

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Jan 3, 2024

Big Brother applauds UK's broader "extremism" label, now encompassing peace-loving Muslims, eco-heroes, and nostalgic skateboarders. pic.twitter.com/YKk7fsIr87 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) January 8, 2024 Big Brother smiles upon the UK’s planned expansion of the term “extremism” to include groups far beyond the previous definition.

Muslims, Skater-dudes Labeled Extremists by UK

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Sep 19, 2023

Comrades, breathe a sigh of relief as we cleanse those infected with the wrong beliefs! The BBC’s outrageous documentary titled, “India: The Modi Question,” is a work of pure fiction. To correct this oversight, PM Modi’s government banned the documentary from being screened in India. When asked to

The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India

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Aug 18, 2023

Airstrip One is happy to introduce the bleeding edge of safety technology: specialized cameras, watching tirelessly for any miscreants peeking at Google maps or dangerously neglecting to belt up while driving. In just three days following installation, our vigilant Eye in the Sky caught nearly 300 lawbreakers. Can you feel

Big Brother's Watchful Eye Nabs Phone Fiddlers and Unbelted Miscreants

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Aug 6, 2023

Citizens! Your ever-vigilant guardians, the UK police forces, government departments, and local authorities have generously invested millions of your tax dollars in state-of-the-art hacking software to unlock mobile phones. Even the latest iPhones and Androids are no longer beyond their loving reach. Do you hear the cellular alerts of progress

The Bobby's New Baton: Unlocking Phones, Locking Down Safety

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Jul 26, 2023

In a glow-up sure to make Big Brother proud, Coutts Bank has shed its status as a financial institution for proles, instead morphing into a virtuous watchdog that scrutinizes the ethics of customer behavior. Bankers, already renowned for their attenuated working hours, will now decide which accounts reek of discriminatory

Coutts Bank Executives Crack Down on Wrongthink

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Jul 26, 2023

Yes, Big Brother watches you, but only for your own good.

British Defense Ministry Uncovered COVID Wrongthink

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Jul 26, 2023

Pedophiles are comrades too. Switching to newspeak will help prevent offense.

Police Scotland: Minor-Attracted People Deserve Compassion and Understanding