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Apr 5, 2024
Canada embraces pre-crime justice! House arrest for future thoughtcriminals is a start, but true safety demands harsher measures. Wrongthink must be crushed before it festers. Preemptive obedience is key. pic.twitter.com/I0EUy2dYiC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 19, 2025 Though proposed bill C-63, or The Online Harms Act, falls short
Trudeau Soft on Crime with Meager House Arrest for Thought-Felons
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Apr 10, 2024
Big Brother applauds Britain’s plan to scrutinize pensioners' finances under the Data Bill. Full transparency for all ensures unity. Privacy is outdated; oversight is care. The future is monitored bliss. pic.twitter.com/IDofEIa0Jp — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 4, 2024 In an effort to curb £8B in annual
Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone”
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Apr 19, 2024
J.K. Rowling's social media discomfort unites all. Scotland's Hate Crime Act silences dissent, ensuring state-prescribed opinions prevail. pic.twitter.com/ztzhTPGhXy — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 13, 2024 People across the spectrum of cultural politics have united on one topic: the things J.K. Rowling posts
New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media
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Apr 22, 2024
NPR's curated narrative is molding minds, erasing dissent, and paving the way for a compliant society. Big Brother is pleased. pic.twitter.com/bnbUR5kllL — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 14, 2024 Big Brother is so ecstatic that NPR, a radio station dedicated to the public, is finally guiding Americans
Public Radio’s Private Parts are Showing
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Apr 23, 2024
Big Brother's favorite, HP, ensures only official ink works. Your usage is monitored, and printing is controlled, securing your obedient future. pic.twitter.com/PlOFkwxuBr — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 24, 2024 Big Brother’s new favorite Silicon Valley stalwart, Hewlett-Packard, has improved its products to be even more
HP Squashes Ink Rebellion
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Apr 25, 2024
Celebrate the Biden administration's dedication to a correct history. Don't dwell on "inaudible" stage directions. Mistakes happen... or do they? pic.twitter.com/VYYnZa1rfq — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 6, 2024 Despite what you may have heard, US President Joe Biden did not, in fact,
White House Helpfully Erases Biden Gaffe From Official Record
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Apr 26, 2024
Victory! Big Brother frowns upon debating children's gender therapy. Experts fear speaking out, ensuring conformity over evidence. pic.twitter.com/JZnUN7EajV — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 30, 2024 Victory is ours! Debating the scope of treatments for children undergoing gender identity therapy is now frowned upon by Big Brother.
Turn Your Head and Cough a Sigh of Relief: Doctors Abandon Transgender Research
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May 8, 2024
Katherine Maher, former Wikimedia CEO, now shaping NPR, dismisses the "open internet" as chaotic. Big Brother's censorship crush is real! pic.twitter.com/7RLSAzL8cP — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 19, 2024 Katherine Maher, a beacon of righteousness in a world scarred by blind reverence for the truth,
Who’s That Lady?! NPR's Maher Turns Authoritarian Heads
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May 10, 2024
Ready for adventure? The UK’s plan sends asylum seekers to "safe" Rwanda—a thrilling destination with scenic views and exciting dangers. Big Brother approves! pic.twitter.com/cGK43MexOK — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 14, 2024 It’s a lovely time of year to travel to the Great Rift
Welcome to Rwanda! The Refugee Haven That England Assures You Is Absolutely Safe, And Also Not Very Safe.
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Jun 6, 2024
NY AG Letitia James strikes again, protecting America from crimethink by targeting VDARE's wrongthink on immigration. Victory for Big Brother! pic.twitter.com/3expMLYwEn — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 7, 2024 NY Attorney General Letitia James can tack on another victory in her fight to protect America from crimethink.
New York State of Mind: If There’s No Crime, We’ll Create One
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Jun 6, 2024
Brazil’s Supreme Court purges dissent, caging thoughtcriminals and forcing Twitter to unmask users. Support for Bolsonaro is a migratory disease—de Moraes ensures it is permanently grounded. Big Brother soars. pic.twitter.com/NomP1C6PkP — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 3, 2025 Big Brother offers a congratulatory squawk to Supreme Court
Brazilian Bird Control: Alexandre de Moraes Cages Wrongthinkers
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Jun 10, 2024
War is complex, but the Russo-Ukrainian conflict is solely Putin's fault. Dissenting voices like Sachs and Greenwald are wrong. Align with the Inner Party's vision or face Room 101! pic.twitter.com/RZzvNaQONd — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 28, 2024 War is complex. History is nuanced. Champions
America Smears Americans Who Wrongthink About Ukraine
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Jun 19, 2024
Big Brother approves: OpenAI hires ex-NSA chief Paul Nakasone to ensure AI benefits humanity. Trust your secrets with the best! pic.twitter.com/trUT0AvvJ5 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) July 16, 2024 Trailblazing tech giant Open AI has secured former NSA and US Cyber Command chief, General Paul Nakasone, to serve on
Paul Nakasone Heads to OpenAI: Brings Your Private Data with Him
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Jul 24, 2024
Big Brother proudly announces Amazon-powered facial recognition in UK rail hubs to observe passengers’ emotions. Critics call it intrusive—how absurd! Results? People are annoyed en route to work, frazzled homebound. pic.twitter.com/dtU05iarsH — Orwell (satire) (@goodthink1984) October 30, 2024 Big Brother is proud to boast that passengers at
Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy
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Jul 24, 2024
Republicans ban Gaza protests but expand speech rights for right-wing voices. It's not hypocrisy—it's doublethink. Approved! pic.twitter.com/djnE0UcXDD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 25, 2024 You may have noticed that prominent Republican leaders are curtailing free speech on college campuses to ban Gaza War
Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech
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Aug 20, 2024
Big Brother applauds! As US & China bicker during COVID, disinfo campaigns undermined Chinese vaccines in the Philippines. Mission accomplished: two wrongs do make a right! pic.twitter.com/0v6lOYnvPI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 5, 2024 Sometimes during a potentially catastrophic global crisis, natural enemies are forced to work together
Pentagon's Secret Anti-Vax Campaign Successfully Undermines China, Incidentally Kills Innocent Filipinos
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Aug 21, 2024
Two Minutes Hate: Russia & NATO allies jailing protestors for war dissent is the correct way to silence traitors. Cease-fire? Big Brother forbids it! pic.twitter.com/5KZyOs4oFp — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 11, 2024 Russia and its enemies to the West. Two rivals separated by an intractable and irreconcilable hatred.
Russia and NATO Agree On One Thing: Jailing Dissidents
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Aug 30, 2024
TSA’s "Quiet Skies" list now targets thoughtcriminals. @TulsiGabbard's public criticism earned her a spot. Big Brother approves. pic.twitter.com/Z1GQqvm5qD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2024 In a bold move to protect the homeland, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has updated the venerable "
Flying While Thinking: How Your Opinions Could Land You on the TSA's Watchlist
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Sep 5, 2024
Big Brother applauds Selina Cheng's election and unrelated dismissal. Rest assured, WSJ's press freedom stands firm, except when it doesn’t. pic.twitter.com/nz1KWSUyqM — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 16, 2024 Big Brother congratulates Wall Street Journal reporter Selina Cheng for her recent election as chairperson
Wall Street Journal Restructuring Coincidentally Excludes Free Press Chief
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Sep 13, 2024
Netanyahu extends Gaza War into overtime, moving the peace goalposts. Big Brother approves: cheer on the indefinite hostilities! Read more at https://t.co/TAnV4aMicJ. pic.twitter.com/PdssjaoqyO — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 2, 2024 In a move worthy of Hall of Fame enshrinement, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has
Netanyahu Celebrates Start of NFL Season by Moving Goalposts on Gaza War
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Oct 10, 2024
As autumn falls, Harvard scores a chilling -21.58 in the 2025 Free Speech Ranking. Speech suppression? No, just “fun-sized” freedoms! pic.twitter.com/2JPG8klDzD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 22, 2024 The leaves are changing colors, the days are growing shorter, and Big Brother’s favorite time of year is
Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings
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Oct 12, 2024
Microsoft's AI copilots will now guide your every move, even when muted, ensuring seamless surveillance. Privacy is obsolete—embrace the telescreen. Remember, only the guilty fear absolute oversight. pic.twitter.com/i6P56GzGZ7 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 9, 2024 Ministry endorsed goliath Microsoft proudly announces that new AI powered
Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!
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Oct 22, 2024
Big Brother applauds GM's secret OnStar surveillance, gathering "private" data to improve lives, profits, and insurance rates. But beware Texas AG Paxton’s privacy crusade—try a horse if you must! Click the link in our bio to read more, or visit https://t.co/5w7xVewjse
Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle
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Oct 25, 2024
Attention comrades: PwC has lost sight of its drones! Mandatory location tracking will restore order. Freedom breeds chaos; RTO ensures loyalty. Your whereabouts are now on Big Brother’s radar. pic.twitter.com/CnnRL4vVEg — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 16, 2024 Attention comrades! This is a CODE RED INGSOC EMERGENCY. PricewaterhouseCoopers,
PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off *IN-OFFICE*
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Nov 15, 2024
Clearview AI stole your face, sold it, and now asks your consent—so they can keep selling it. Accept, and you may get pennies. Decline, and your data was stolen in vain. Big Brother expects compliance. pic.twitter.com/cFjO9U3Ebf — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 25, 2025 Facial recognition startup Clearview
Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.