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Aug 30, 2024
TSA’s "Quiet Skies" list now targets thoughtcriminals. @TulsiGabbard's public criticism earned her a spot. Big Brother approves. pic.twitter.com/Z1GQqvm5qD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2024 In a bold move to protect the homeland, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has updated the venerable "
Flying While Thinking: How Your Opinions Could Land You on the TSA's Watchlist
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Aug 21, 2024
Two Minutes Hate: Russia & NATO allies jailing protestors for war dissent is the correct way to silence traitors. Cease-fire? Big Brother forbids it! pic.twitter.com/5KZyOs4oFp — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 11, 2024 Russia and its enemies to the West. Two rivals separated by an intractable and irreconcilable hatred.
Russia and NATO Agree On One Thing: Jailing Dissidents
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Aug 20, 2024
Big Brother applauds! As US & China bicker during COVID, disinfo campaigns undermined Chinese vaccines in the Philippines. Mission accomplished: two wrongs do make a right! pic.twitter.com/0v6lOYnvPI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 5, 2024 Sometimes during a potentially catastrophic global crisis, natural enemies are forced to work together
Pentagon's Secret Anti-Vax Campaign Successfully Undermines China, Incidentally Kills Innocent Filipinos
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Jul 24, 2024
Republicans ban Gaza protests but expand speech rights for right-wing voices. It's not hypocrisy—it's doublethink. Approved! pic.twitter.com/djnE0UcXDD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 25, 2024 You may have noticed that prominent Republican leaders are curtailing free speech on college campuses to ban Gaza War
Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech
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Jul 24, 2024
Big Brother proudly announces Amazon-powered facial recognition in UK rail hubs to observe passengers’ emotions. Critics call it intrusive—how absurd! Results? People are annoyed en route to work, frazzled homebound. pic.twitter.com/dtU05iarsH — Orwell (satire) (@goodthink1984) October 30, 2024 Big Brother is proud to boast that passengers at
Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy
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Jun 19, 2024
Big Brother approves: OpenAI hires ex-NSA chief Paul Nakasone to ensure AI benefits humanity. Trust your secrets with the best! pic.twitter.com/trUT0AvvJ5 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) July 16, 2024 Trailblazing tech giant Open AI has secured former NSA and US Cyber Command chief, General Paul Nakasone, to serve on
Paul Nakasone Heads to OpenAI: Brings Your Private Data with Him
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Jun 10, 2024
War is complex, but the Russo-Ukrainian conflict is solely Putin's fault. Dissenting voices like Sachs and Greenwald are wrong. Align with the Inner Party's vision or face Room 101! pic.twitter.com/RZzvNaQONd — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 28, 2024 War is complex. History is nuanced. Champions
America Smears Americans Who Wrongthink About Ukraine
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Jun 6, 2024
Brazil’s Supreme Court purges dissent, caging thoughtcriminals and forcing Twitter to unmask users. Support for Bolsonaro is a migratory disease—de Moraes ensures it is permanently grounded. Big Brother soars. pic.twitter.com/NomP1C6PkP — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 3, 2025 Big Brother offers a congratulatory squawk to Supreme Court
Brazilian Bird Control: Alexandre de Moraes Cages Wrongthinkers
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Jun 6, 2024
NY AG Letitia James strikes again, protecting America from crimethink by targeting VDARE's wrongthink on immigration. Victory for Big Brother! pic.twitter.com/3expMLYwEn — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 7, 2024 NY Attorney General Letitia James can tack on another victory in her fight to protect America from crimethink.
New York State of Mind: If There’s No Crime, We’ll Create One
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May 10, 2024
Ready for adventure? The UK’s plan sends asylum seekers to "safe" Rwanda—a thrilling destination with scenic views and exciting dangers. Big Brother approves! pic.twitter.com/cGK43MexOK — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 14, 2024 It’s a lovely time of year to travel to the Great Rift
Welcome to Rwanda! The Refugee Haven That England Assures You Is Absolutely Safe, And Also Not Very Safe.
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May 8, 2024
Katherine Maher, former Wikimedia CEO, now shaping NPR, dismisses the "open internet" as chaotic. Big Brother's censorship crush is real! pic.twitter.com/7RLSAzL8cP — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 19, 2024 Katherine Maher, a beacon of righteousness in a world scarred by blind reverence for the truth,
Who’s That Lady?! NPR's Maher Turns Authoritarian Heads
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Apr 26, 2024
Victory! Big Brother frowns upon debating children's gender therapy. Experts fear speaking out, ensuring conformity over evidence. pic.twitter.com/JZnUN7EajV — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 30, 2024 Victory is ours! Debating the scope of treatments for children undergoing gender identity therapy is now frowned upon by Big Brother.
Turn Your Head and Cough a Sigh of Relief: Doctors Abandon Transgender Research
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Apr 25, 2024
Celebrate the Biden administration's dedication to a correct history. Don't dwell on "inaudible" stage directions. Mistakes happen... or do they? pic.twitter.com/VYYnZa1rfq — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 6, 2024 Despite what you may have heard, US President Joe Biden did not, in fact,
White House Helpfully Erases Biden Gaffe From Official Record
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Apr 23, 2024
Big Brother's favorite, HP, ensures only official ink works. Your usage is monitored, and printing is controlled, securing your obedient future. pic.twitter.com/PlOFkwxuBr — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 24, 2024 Big Brother’s new favorite Silicon Valley stalwart, Hewlett-Packard, has improved its products to be even more
HP Squashes Ink Rebellion
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Apr 22, 2024
NPR's curated narrative is molding minds, erasing dissent, and paving the way for a compliant society. Big Brother is pleased. pic.twitter.com/bnbUR5kllL — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 14, 2024 Big Brother is so ecstatic that NPR, a radio station dedicated to the public, is finally guiding Americans
Public Radio’s Private Parts are Showing
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Apr 19, 2024
J.K. Rowling's social media discomfort unites all. Scotland's Hate Crime Act silences dissent, ensuring state-prescribed opinions prevail. pic.twitter.com/ztzhTPGhXy — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 13, 2024 People across the spectrum of cultural politics have united on one topic: the things J.K. Rowling posts
New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media
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Apr 10, 2024
Big Brother applauds Britain’s plan to scrutinize pensioners' finances under the Data Bill. Full transparency for all ensures unity. Privacy is outdated; oversight is care. The future is monitored bliss. pic.twitter.com/IDofEIa0Jp — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 4, 2024 In an effort to curb £8B in annual
Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone”
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Apr 5, 2024
Canada embraces pre-crime justice! House arrest for future thoughtcriminals is a start, but true safety demands harsher measures. Wrongthink must be crushed before it festers. Preemptive obedience is key. pic.twitter.com/I0EUy2dYiC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 19, 2025 Though proposed bill C-63, or The Online Harms Act, falls short
Trudeau Soft on Crime with Meager House Arrest for Thought-Felons
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Apr 4, 2024
Big Brother applauds Putin's narrow reelection victory, despite only 87% support. He should aim higher, like Obiang's 97% or al-Assad's 95%. Aim higher, President Putin! pic.twitter.com/uHEgbkqVUh — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 11, 2024 In a razor-thin result reminiscent of the 2000 US
Putin Victorious Despite Only Winning 87% of Vote
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Apr 3, 2024
US Judge orders NSO Group to reveal Pegasus code, used to hack 1,400 WhatsApp users. Transparency ensures safety. Big Brother applauds. pic.twitter.com/TAlhHeThP7 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 2, 2024 In a notable legal decision, US Judge Phyllis Hamilton directed the Israel-based NSO Group to disclose the source
NSO Happy to Hand Over Pegasus Codes if You Can Just Click On This Link Real Quick.
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Mar 22, 2024
U.S. House struck a blow for freedom by banning TikTok, the tool of Eastasian espionage. Trust in American tech only! The end of conflict is near. pic.twitter.com/NFuIlLRI0Z — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) April 9, 2024 Evil Eastasian social media giant TikTok is on the fast track to removal
Chinese Takeout: House Orders TikTok Ban
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Mar 18, 2024
Attention, Waterloo University students! Invenda's Smart Vending machine observes your habits for your benefit. No privacy invasion here, just optimized snack choices. pic.twitter.com/kW4PwP6OlA — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 8, 2024 Hey you! Yes you, walking into the Student Union Building on the Campus of Waterloo University.
Vending Machine Company Stands By Their Peephole
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Mar 17, 2024
Embrace the renewal of spring with refreshed surveillance laws! Section 702 of FISA remains unchanged, safeguarding your security and scrubbing away unnecessary worries. pic.twitter.com/dsZ85f2gIj — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 7, 2024 Spring has sprung and it’s time to dust the cobwebs off Section 702 of the Foreign
Spring Cleaning FBI Style: A Fragrant Reform
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Mar 16, 2024
Big Brother commends Disney for their exceptional surveillance techniques, turning every family vacation into a data-mining extravaganza. Consent has never been so magical! pic.twitter.com/AghkeiT0We — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 26, 2024 Big Brother lauds Disney as a paragon of modern surveillance. The House of Mouse has truly perfected
The Happiest Surveillance State on Earth
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Mar 15, 2024
Applause for Sen. Dahm! Journalists must now pay $50M, pass checks, and display propaganda warnings. Big Brother approves this bold new era of truth! pic.twitter.com/8scwIpsmtv — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 23, 2024 American media is more menacing than ever. So kudos to Oklahoma State Senator Nathan Dahm for
Oklahoma Journalists Given License to Quill