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Sep 16, 2025

In an effort to promote conformity and hygiene in America's armed forces, United States Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has announced a new grooming policy he described as "everything below the eyebrows."

Pentagon Unveils New "Everything Below the Eyebrows" Grooming Standards

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Sep 12, 2025

After briefly seizing control of Wikipedia, conservative leaders announced they were “shocked and disgusted” to learn that editing the world’s largest encyclopedia comes with no salary, stock options, or ad revenue. “We thought at least George Soros was cutting checks,” said one editor, before abandoning the project mid-sentence. Meanwhile,

Right Wing Takes Over Wikipedia, Immediately Gives it Back When They Discover It’s Unpaid Work

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Jul 29, 2025

Dan Driessen, here. You’ve probably been wondering what I’ve been up to...

Taking First Base: A Memoir of Loss and Rejected Visas

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Jul 25, 2025

Following the removal of Wall Street Journal reporter Tarini Parti from the White House’s traveling press pool, President Trump has decided to replace his entire press entourage with the cast of McDonald’s mascots. “The old guard of the press corps was too slow, their floors were sticky, and

Trump Replaces Entire Traveling Press Pool

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Jul 22, 2025

Signs. For millennia, they’ve been telling us where to go, what to do, and how much service we’ll receive relative to the presence of our shirt and/or shoes. It started innocently enough — cave paintings of deer to indicate good hunting grounds. But did it stop there? Of

Wrong Way: How Signs are Ruining America

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Jun 8, 2025

Smile wide, comrades! Big Brother now sees into your soul—and your lower intestine. Facial scans at the border mean fewer cavity checks for those cursed with “resting-smuggler-face.” Freedom never felt so clinical. pic.twitter.com/u73SWL88OB — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) June 13, 2025 U.S. Customs and Border Patrol has

U.S. to Photograph Everyone Crossing into Mexico, Eliminating Unnecessary Cavity Searches for Those with “Resting-Balloon-of-Heroin-Up-their-Butt-Face”

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Jun 5, 2025

Following a high-profile crackdown in which ICE demanded Harvard turn over records on its international students, Ivy League bridesmaid, Yale is speaking out — mostly to ask why they weren’t targeted too.

Yale Demands To Know Why They Aren’t Being Singled Out By Trump

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May 1, 2025

Today, I’d like to address one of my favorite topics: censorship. Specifically, the resignation of 60 Minutes Executive Producer Bill Owens — an insubordinate relic who believes that editorial independence is something worth protecting rather than purging.

Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks

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Apr 23, 2025

Hungary moved to ban Budapest Pride via its constitution—which, shockingly, exists. Who knew it wasn’t just a vibes-based autocracy? Free expression endangers families now. Big Brother is proud of you, Hungary. pic.twitter.com/XE9oKWjK6Q — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) June 3, 2025 BUDAPEST – Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán’s

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

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Mar 18, 2025

US Attorney General Pam Bondi underwhelmed with her doubleplus balleyhooed Epstein files release, the promised scintillating and incriminating pages turned out to be, once redacted to Big Brother’s liking, basically the same reheated leftovers that were already public knowledge.

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

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Mar 6, 2025

The AP dared defy the Gulf of America and paid the price. Access revoked, loyalty enforced, press freedom intact—so long as it obeys. In this White House, truth is what Big Brother decrees. pic.twitter.com/R6esFuAz83 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2025 It takes a lifetime to build

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

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Nov 20, 2024

Big Brother hails the triumph of banning books to protect young minds! Libraries purged, thoughtcrime silenced, and handheld telescreens reign supreme. Ignorance is strength; literacy is obsolete. pic.twitter.com/qryEOFO4XG — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 20, 2024 The Ministry of Truth stands behind outraged parents and educators in conservative-leaning states.

Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice

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Jul 24, 2024

Republicans ban Gaza protests but expand speech rights for right-wing voices. It's not hypocrisy—it's doublethink. Approved! pic.twitter.com/djnE0UcXDD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 25, 2024 You may have noticed that prominent Republican leaders are curtailing free speech on college campuses to ban Gaza War

Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech

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May 10, 2024

Ready for adventure? The UK’s plan sends asylum seekers to "safe" Rwanda—a thrilling destination with scenic views and exciting dangers. Big Brother approves! pic.twitter.com/cGK43MexOK — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 14, 2024 It’s a lovely time of year to travel to the Great Rift

Welcome to Rwanda! The Refugee Haven That England Assures You Is Absolutely Safe, And Also Not Very Safe.

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Apr 10, 2024

Big Brother applauds Britain’s plan to scrutinize pensioners' finances under the Data Bill. Full transparency for all ensures unity. Privacy is outdated; oversight is care. The future is monitored bliss. pic.twitter.com/IDofEIa0Jp — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 4, 2024 In an effort to curb £8B in annual

Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone”

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Mar 15, 2024

Applause for Sen. Dahm! Journalists must now pay $50M, pass checks, and display propaganda warnings. Big Brother approves this bold new era of truth! pic.twitter.com/8scwIpsmtv — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 23, 2024 American media is more menacing than ever. So kudos to Oklahoma State Senator Nathan Dahm for

Oklahoma Journalists Given License to Quill

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Feb 26, 2024

Big Brother's Exclusive: Jeff DeWit's attempt to sway Kari Lake with East's wealth fails! Next offer: A trendy Stanley Tumbler. Arizona GOP's fiery response to public dealings heats up. pic.twitter.com/x05krxojMj — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 19, 2024 Arizona GOP Chair

GOP Offers Kari Lake “Great Opportunity” to Stay Out of Politics

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Jan 17, 2024

North Carolina Makes Government Transparency Vanish! Finds Quarter Behind Your Ear! pic.twitter.com/VQTHPgY9bD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) January 30, 2024 Step right up, citizens! Prepare to witness the extraordinary, the unbelievable, the North Carolina Gerrymandering Magic Show! A triumph of Big Brother's oversight! Watch with wonder as

North Carolina Makes Government Transparency Vanish! Finds Quarter Behind Your Ear

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Jan 3, 2024

Big Brother applauds UK's broader "extremism" label, now encompassing peace-loving Muslims, eco-heroes, and nostalgic skateboarders. pic.twitter.com/YKk7fsIr87 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) January 8, 2024 Big Brother smiles upon the UK’s planned expansion of the term “extremism” to include groups far beyond the previous definition.

Muslims, Skater-dudes Labeled Extremists by UK

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Nov 21, 2023

Big Brother wholeheartedly commends Walker High School's principled principal, Jason St. Pierre, for his courageous singling out of student body president, Kaylee Timonet. The Baton Rouge State Fair’s “Volunteer of the Year” was correctly punished for DANCING with her friends at a private Homecoming party. Principal St.

High Marks For Priestly Principal Tamping Down Model Student's Footloose Fun

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Nov 6, 2023

Not a single media mouse dares to scurry over India's intellectual landscape without our hawk-eyed Big Brother swooping in for a sharp reminder of their place. Ask the recently detained founder and 50-odd journalists of NewsClick! All it took for the current affairs website to have its offices

India Will Catch You if You Fall into a Free-Thinking Trap

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Oct 13, 2023

Good citizens of Oceania, and of course, the diligent souls of Florida, Big Brother offers his heartfelt commendation! The illustrious Sunshine State has championed our noble mission with the Expansion of the Parental Rights In Education Act, a brilliant directive to shield the young minds of Florida public schools from

DeSantis Empowers Parents by Silencing Deviant Teachers

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Sep 19, 2023

Comrades, breathe a sigh of relief as we cleanse those infected with the wrong beliefs! The BBC’s outrageous documentary titled, “India: The Modi Question,” is a work of pure fiction. To correct this oversight, PM Modi’s government banned the documentary from being screened in India. When asked to

The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India

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Sep 9, 2023

Behind the Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians pic.twitter.com/911L2vH3wL — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2023 Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the torchbearer of wisdom and discretion, has signed a law set to nurture our young minds in the direction of truth and clarity.

Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians

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Aug 18, 2023

In an impressive stride towards judicial innovation, El Salvador’s Congress has approved group trials, setting the bar for peak efficiency. Why bother with individual trials when you can just lump them all together? Modern problems require groundbreaking solutions! With an admirable 71,900 alleged gang members arrested, the new

El Salvador Introduces Efficient and Exceptionally Fair Group Trials