Orwellian Right

Discover the power of the Orwellian right-wing establishment. When you're done, see also what the left is capable of

Sep 16, 2025

Pentagon Unveils New "Everything Below the Eyebrows" Grooming Standards

Sep 12, 2025

Right Wing Takes Over Wikipedia, Immediately Gives it Back When They Discover It’s Unpaid Work

Jul 29, 2025

Taking First Base: A Memoir of Loss and Rejected Visas

Jul 25, 2025

Trump Replaces Entire Traveling Press Pool

Jul 22, 2025

Wrong Way: How Signs are Ruining America

Jun 8, 2025

U.S. to Photograph Everyone Crossing into Mexico, Eliminating Unnecessary Cavity Searches for Those with “Resting-Balloon-of-Heroin-Up-their-Butt-Face”

Jun 5, 2025

Yale Demands To Know Why They Aren’t Being Singled Out By Trump

May 1, 2025

Bill Owens is a Loser and 60 Minutes Sucks

Apr 23, 2025

Hungary’s Constitutional Amendment to Ban Pride Shocks Those Unaware Hungary Still Has a Constitution

Mar 18, 2025

Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry

Mar 6, 2025

Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water

Nov 20, 2024

Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice

Jul 24, 2024

Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech

May 10, 2024

Welcome to Rwanda! The Refugee Haven That England Assures You Is Absolutely Safe, And Also Not Very Safe.

Apr 10, 2024

Brits Narrow the Pool of Benefits Fraudsters to “Everyone”

Mar 15, 2024

Oklahoma Journalists Given License to Quill

Feb 26, 2024

GOP Offers Kari Lake “Great Opportunity” to Stay Out of Politics

Jan 17, 2024

North Carolina Makes Government Transparency Vanish! Finds Quarter Behind Your Ear

Jan 3, 2024

Muslims, Skater-dudes Labeled Extremists by UK

Nov 21, 2023

High Marks For Priestly Principal Tamping Down Model Student's Footloose Fun

Nov 6, 2023

India Will Catch You if You Fall into a Free-Thinking Trap

Oct 13, 2023

DeSantis Empowers Parents by Silencing Deviant Teachers

Sep 19, 2023

The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India

Sep 9, 2023

Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians

Aug 18, 2023

El Salvador Introduces Efficient and Exceptionally Fair Group Trials