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Apr 5, 2024
Canada embraces pre-crime justice! House arrest for future thoughtcriminals is a start, but true safety demands harsher measures. Wrongthink must be crushed before it festers. Preemptive obedience is key. pic.twitter.com/I0EUy2dYiC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 19, 2025 Though proposed bill C-63, or The Online Harms Act, falls short
Trudeau Soft on Crime with Meager House Arrest for Thought-Felons
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Apr 4, 2024
Big Brother applauds Putin's narrow reelection victory, despite only 87% support. He should aim higher, like Obiang's 97% or al-Assad's 95%. Aim higher, President Putin! pic.twitter.com/uHEgbkqVUh — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 11, 2024 In a razor-thin result reminiscent of the 2000 US
Putin Victorious Despite Only Winning 87% of Vote
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Apr 3, 2024
US Judge orders NSO Group to reveal Pegasus code, used to hack 1,400 WhatsApp users. Transparency ensures safety. Big Brother applauds. pic.twitter.com/TAlhHeThP7 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 2, 2024 In a notable legal decision, US Judge Phyllis Hamilton directed the Israel-based NSO Group to disclose the source
NSO Happy to Hand Over Pegasus Codes if You Can Just Click On This Link Real Quick.
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Mar 22, 2024
U.S. House struck a blow for freedom by banning TikTok, the tool of Eastasian espionage. Trust in American tech only! The end of conflict is near. pic.twitter.com/NFuIlLRI0Z — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) April 9, 2024 Evil Eastasian social media giant TikTok is on the fast track to removal
Chinese Takeout: House Orders TikTok Ban
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Mar 18, 2024
Attention, Waterloo University students! Invenda's Smart Vending machine observes your habits for your benefit. No privacy invasion here, just optimized snack choices. pic.twitter.com/kW4PwP6OlA — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 8, 2024 Hey you! Yes you, walking into the Student Union Building on the Campus of Waterloo University.
Vending Machine Company Stands By Their Peephole
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Mar 17, 2024
Embrace the renewal of spring with refreshed surveillance laws! Section 702 of FISA remains unchanged, safeguarding your security and scrubbing away unnecessary worries. pic.twitter.com/dsZ85f2gIj — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 7, 2024 Spring has sprung and it’s time to dust the cobwebs off Section 702 of the Foreign
Spring Cleaning FBI Style: A Fragrant Reform
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Mar 16, 2024
Big Brother commends Disney for their exceptional surveillance techniques, turning every family vacation into a data-mining extravaganza. Consent has never been so magical! pic.twitter.com/AghkeiT0We — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 26, 2024 Big Brother lauds Disney as a paragon of modern surveillance. The House of Mouse has truly perfected
The Happiest Surveillance State on Earth
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Mar 15, 2024
Applause for Sen. Dahm! Journalists must now pay $50M, pass checks, and display propaganda warnings. Big Brother approves this bold new era of truth! pic.twitter.com/8scwIpsmtv — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 23, 2024 American media is more menacing than ever. So kudos to Oklahoma State Senator Nathan Dahm for
Oklahoma Journalists Given License to Quill
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Feb 26, 2024
Big Brother's Exclusive: Jeff DeWit's attempt to sway Kari Lake with East's wealth fails! Next offer: A trendy Stanley Tumbler. Arizona GOP's fiery response to public dealings heats up. pic.twitter.com/x05krxojMj — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 19, 2024 Arizona GOP Chair
GOP Offers Kari Lake “Great Opportunity” to Stay Out of Politics
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Feb 20, 2024
Cambridge Library's 814yrs of books get a cleanse. Problematic ideas out, safety in. No more wrongthink, just pure minds. pic.twitter.com/XWMnBXzOwI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2024 A decolonizing drive awaits the 814-year-old Cambridge University library’s 10 million-odd books, which will now be purged of
Cambridge University's New Motto: Conserve Energy. Burn a Book.
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Jan 17, 2024
North Carolina Makes Government Transparency Vanish! Finds Quarter Behind Your Ear! pic.twitter.com/VQTHPgY9bD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) January 30, 2024 Step right up, citizens! Prepare to witness the extraordinary, the unbelievable, the North Carolina Gerrymandering Magic Show! A triumph of Big Brother's oversight! Watch with wonder as
North Carolina Makes Government Transparency Vanish! Finds Quarter Behind Your Ear
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Jan 17, 2024
The Ministry of Peace hails the Pentagon's 'Replicator Initiative' to outpace China in the AI military race to dominate us all. pic.twitter.com/Jd7j2yd90o — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) February 6, 2024 The Ministry of Peace couldn’t be prouder of the Pentagon’s “Replicator Initiative,” a
America Unleashes Robocalypse for the Benefit of All
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Jan 3, 2024
Big Brother applauds UK's broader "extremism" label, now encompassing peace-loving Muslims, eco-heroes, and nostalgic skateboarders. pic.twitter.com/YKk7fsIr87 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) January 8, 2024 Big Brother smiles upon the UK’s planned expansion of the term “extremism” to include groups far beyond the previous definition.
Muslims, Skater-dudes Labeled Extremists by UK
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Dec 10, 2023
By Pope Urban VIII Pope saves world from the most blasphemous scientific discovery of all time pic.twitter.com/jjuOtdDTGx — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) December 9, 2023 I am happy to announce that Galileo Galilei, of the misguided theory that Earth and all its splendor revolves around the Sun, has been
Pope Saves World From the Most Blasphemous Scientific Discovery of All Time
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Nov 17, 2023
Big Brother's New Grief Tech: Immortalize Loved Ones in AI, Calls Optional! pic.twitter.com/DYLqrpkMvm — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) December 15, 2023 Big Brother is proud to jump on the 'grief tech' gravy train, allowing you to upload data about your dearly departed loved ones into
'Grief Tech' Creates AI Version of Dead Parents for You to Ignore
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Nov 17, 2023
Big Brother celebrates peak surveillance in schools! Budgets shrink, but spy-tech thrives. pic.twitter.com/f8tNyaMDTK — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) December 29, 2023 Big Brother is elated to report that surveillance in our public schools has reached an all-time high and is still growing! In this educational landscape where budgets for
The Comfort of Vigilance Embraces America's Schools
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Oct 30, 2023
TED supports color blindness by suppressing TED Talk on color blindness pic.twitter.com/xrWPFtt5q2 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 18, 2023 TED’s most commendable act, holding back Coleman Hughes’ well-researched, yet challenging talk on color blindness, brings Big Brother great joy. Tacking on a post-presentation rebuttal ensures the more
TED Supports Color Blindness by Suppressing TED Talk on Color Blindness
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Oct 27, 2023
Plaques of shame or statues in repentance? It's time for a historic makeover that meets our impeccable standards. pic.twitter.com/jK1u4BqVYX — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 28, 2023 Amidst debates in the New York City Council about the fate of historical figures like Columbus, Washington, and Jefferson decorating
A Grand Proposal for NYC Statues: Banishment!
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Oct 7, 2023
Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating pic.twitter.com/5AqITaprX5 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 2, 2023 Big news! America's finest University has sent a clear, Big Brother Approved message – students should be seen, not heard. Harvard has shown off its -10.6 free speech score from FIRE’s 2024
Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating
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Oct 7, 2023
Meet the latest sedan - not merely a vehicle, but a personal surveillance companion! pic.twitter.com/S9Z413q1KP — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 6, 2023 Ah, cars. They've evolved from symbols of freedom to diligent informants, ensuring society remains in order. Buying a shiny new sedan? You're
YOUR CAR HAS THE FOOTAGE. HONK IF YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR UNWITTING SEX TAPE DEBUT!
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Sep 30, 2023
#GoogleChrome lovingly spies on your browser history and it would like a word with you. pic.twitter.com/IFWaNomipD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 13, 2023 Hey there, reader. I stumbled upon something while I was tracking your browser history. You know, to show you the ads that you're
Google Chrome Lovingly Spies On Your Browser History and It Would Like a Word With You
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Sep 19, 2023
Eyes on the Poor: A Guide to Modern Public Housing Management pic.twitter.com/j1T7RqIDhx — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 23, 2023 As the gap between landed gentry and lowly renters widens, Big Brother requires you to succeed as an American public housing landlord in 2023. To that end, here are
Eyes On The Poor: A Guide To Modern Public Housing Management
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Sep 9, 2023
Behind the Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians pic.twitter.com/911L2vH3wL — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2023 Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the torchbearer of wisdom and discretion, has signed a law set to nurture our young minds in the direction of truth and clarity.
Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians
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Aug 7, 2023
#Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks pic.twitter.com/pf4E8cwaEW — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 26, 2023 In a masterful display of intellectual prowess, Florida has reaffirmed its dedication to shaping the minds of the future by rejecting specific textbooks from its schools. The state’s revered leader, Governor
Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks
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Jul 26, 2023
Twitter and CENTCOM save the world one foreign influence campaign at a time.
Twitter and U.S. Military Ran Totally Legitimate Foreign Psy Ops