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Sep 25, 2025

Delegates at the United Nations leaned forward intently this week as Violet Affleck, daughter of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, delivered what was widely described as “an extremely muffled and possibly important” speech. Attendees continue to speculate whether she was advocating for climate action, universal healthcare, or more Dunkin’ Donuts

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's Daughter Makes Impassioned and Muffled Plea for... Something

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Sep 12, 2025

After briefly seizing control of Wikipedia, conservative leaders announced they were “shocked and disgusted” to learn that editing the world’s largest encyclopedia comes with no salary, stock options, or ad revenue. “We thought at least George Soros was cutting checks,” said one editor, before abandoning the project mid-sentence. Meanwhile,

Right Wing Takes Over Wikipedia, Immediately Gives it Back When They Discover It’s Unpaid Work

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Sep 9, 2025

A new study by the Journal of Marine Science and Engineering shows that projected sea level rise of up to 10 feet have been overestimated. Furthermore, the revised projection of just 1.5 mm of sea level rise is now solely attributed to the sinking of Al Gore’s presidential

Ocean Rise of 1.5 mm Credited Solely to Al Gore’s Sunken Political Aspirations

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May 8, 2025

NYC Mayor Eric Adams has heard the calls of city bodegas suffering from rising rates of crime and violence. Through $1.6 million in tax spending, he has distributed emergency Panic buttons to these besieged businesses.

NYC Bodega Panic Buttons Best Used As Makeshift Projectile

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Jun 6, 2024

Brazil’s Supreme Court purges dissent, caging thoughtcriminals and forcing Twitter to unmask users. Support for Bolsonaro is a migratory disease—de Moraes ensures it is permanently grounded. Big Brother soars. pic.twitter.com/NomP1C6PkP — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 3, 2025 Big Brother offers a congratulatory squawk to Supreme Court

Brazilian Bird Control: Alexandre de Moraes Cages Wrongthinkers

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Jun 6, 2024

NY AG Letitia James strikes again, protecting America from crimethink by targeting VDARE's wrongthink on immigration. Victory for Big Brother! pic.twitter.com/3expMLYwEn — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 7, 2024 NY Attorney General Letitia James can tack on another victory in her fight to protect America from crimethink.

New York State of Mind: If There’s No Crime, We’ll Create One

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May 8, 2024

Katherine Maher, former Wikimedia CEO, now shaping NPR, dismisses the "open internet" as chaotic. Big Brother's censorship crush is real! pic.twitter.com/7RLSAzL8cP — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 19, 2024 Katherine Maher, a beacon of righteousness in a world scarred by blind reverence for the truth,

Who’s That Lady?! NPR's Maher Turns Authoritarian Heads

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Apr 25, 2024

Celebrate the Biden administration's dedication to a correct history. Don't dwell on "inaudible" stage directions. Mistakes happen... or do they? pic.twitter.com/VYYnZa1rfq — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 6, 2024 Despite what you may have heard, US President Joe Biden did not, in fact,

White House Helpfully Erases Biden Gaffe From Official Record

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Apr 22, 2024

NPR's curated narrative is molding minds, erasing dissent, and paving the way for a compliant society. Big Brother is pleased. pic.twitter.com/bnbUR5kllL — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 14, 2024 Big Brother is so ecstatic that NPR, a radio station dedicated to the public, is finally guiding Americans

Public Radio’s Private Parts are Showing

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Apr 19, 2024

J.K. Rowling's social media discomfort unites all. Scotland's Hate Crime Act silences dissent, ensuring state-prescribed opinions prevail. pic.twitter.com/ztzhTPGhXy — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 13, 2024 People across the spectrum of cultural politics have united on one topic: the things J.K. Rowling posts

New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media

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Apr 5, 2024

Canada embraces pre-crime justice! House arrest for future thoughtcriminals is a start, but true safety demands harsher measures. Wrongthink must be crushed before it festers. Preemptive obedience is key. pic.twitter.com/I0EUy2dYiC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 19, 2025 Though proposed bill C-63, or The Online Harms Act, falls short

Trudeau Soft on Crime with Meager House Arrest for Thought-Felons

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Feb 20, 2024

Cambridge Library's 814yrs of books get a cleanse. Problematic ideas out, safety in. No more wrongthink, just pure minds. pic.twitter.com/XWMnBXzOwI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2024 A decolonizing drive awaits the 814-year-old Cambridge University library’s 10 million-odd books, which will now be purged of

Cambridge University's New Motto: Conserve Energy. Burn a Book.

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Jan 25, 2024

Can’t choose who to vote for? Rest easy, comrade! The Cyber Threat Intelligence League has been formed to remove that pesky burden of choice from your weary shoulders! That’s right. Once a minor government contractor, the CTIL intertwined with the FBI, other US and UK information operatives, and

Super Government Spy Nerds Revolutionize Voting, Pick Your Candidate for You

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Oct 30, 2023

TED supports color blindness by suppressing TED Talk on color blindness pic.twitter.com/xrWPFtt5q2 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 18, 2023 TED’s most commendable act, holding back Coleman Hughes’ well-researched, yet challenging talk on color blindness, brings Big Brother great joy. Tacking on a post-presentation rebuttal ensures the more

TED Supports Color Blindness by Suppressing TED Talk on Color Blindness

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Oct 27, 2023

Plaques of shame or statues in repentance? It's time for a historic makeover that meets our impeccable standards. pic.twitter.com/jK1u4BqVYX — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 28, 2023 Amidst debates in the New York City Council about the fate of historical figures like Columbus, Washington, and Jefferson decorating

A Grand Proposal for NYC Statues: Banishment!

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Oct 7, 2023

Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating pic.twitter.com/5AqITaprX5 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 2, 2023 Big news! America's finest University has sent a clear, Big Brother Approved message – students should be seen, not heard. Harvard has shown off its -10.6 free speech score from FIRE’s 2024

Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating

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Jul 26, 2023

In a glow-up sure to make Big Brother proud, Coutts Bank has shed its status as a financial institution for proles, instead morphing into a virtuous watchdog that scrutinizes the ethics of customer behavior. Bankers, already renowned for their attenuated working hours, will now decide which accounts reek of discriminatory

Coutts Bank Executives Crack Down on Wrongthink

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Jul 26, 2023

Attention, dear citizens of our color-blind utopia! Big Brother is pleased to announce that the Party's innovative thought-clarifying bureau, Reframing Race, has launched "Contains Strong Language," the latest Newspeak guide to linguistic enlightenment. No more "dark times," comrades, only "gently shaded periods of

Big Brother Unveils Altruistic Bias-Busting Newspeak Guide

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Jul 26, 2023

Collusion for the greater good, because the truth is what we tell you it is.

Hunter Biden's Laptop: How Big Brother Influenced Twitter to Protect the People

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Jul 26, 2023

Stanford joyfully releases guidelines for glorious language cleansing — banishing the word ‘American’

Stanford Publishes and Retracts Flawless Guide to Newspeak

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Jul 26, 2023

Pedophiles are comrades too. Switching to newspeak will help prevent offense.

Police Scotland: Minor-Attracted People Deserve Compassion and Understanding

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Jul 26, 2023

There are three stages to reintegration into model citizenship: learning, understanding, and acceptance. It’s time for Peterson to start the second stage.

Jordan Peterson Benevolently Offered Social Media Re-Education