Ministry of Truth - Orwell (Page 2)

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Nov 20, 2024

Big Brother hails the triumph of banning books to protect young minds! Libraries purged, thoughtcrime silenced, and handheld telescreens reign supreme. Ignorance is strength; literacy is obsolete. pic.twitter.com/qryEOFO4XG — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 20, 2024 The Ministry of Truth stands behind outraged parents and educators in conservative-leaning states.

Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice

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Oct 10, 2024

As autumn falls, Harvard scores a chilling -21.58 in the 2025 Free Speech Ranking. Speech suppression? No, just “fun-sized” freedoms! pic.twitter.com/2JPG8klDzD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 22, 2024 The leaves are changing colors, the days are growing shorter, and Big Brother’s favorite time of year is

Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings

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Sep 5, 2024

Big Brother applauds Selina Cheng's election and unrelated dismissal. Rest assured, WSJ's press freedom stands firm, except when it doesn’t. pic.twitter.com/nz1KWSUyqM — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 16, 2024 Big Brother congratulates Wall Street Journal reporter Selina Cheng for her recent election as chairperson

Wall Street Journal Restructuring Coincidentally Excludes Free Press Chief

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Aug 20, 2024

Big Brother applauds! As US & China bicker during COVID, disinfo campaigns undermined Chinese vaccines in the Philippines. Mission accomplished: two wrongs do make a right! pic.twitter.com/0v6lOYnvPI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 5, 2024 Sometimes during a potentially catastrophic global crisis, natural enemies are forced to work together

Pentagon's Secret Anti-Vax Campaign Successfully Undermines China, Incidentally Kills Innocent Filipinos

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Jul 24, 2024

Republicans ban Gaza protests but expand speech rights for right-wing voices. It's not hypocrisy—it's doublethink. Approved! pic.twitter.com/djnE0UcXDD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 25, 2024 You may have noticed that prominent Republican leaders are curtailing free speech on college campuses to ban Gaza War

Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech

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Jun 10, 2024

War is complex, but the Russo-Ukrainian conflict is solely Putin's fault. Dissenting voices like Sachs and Greenwald are wrong. Align with the Inner Party's vision or face Room 101! pic.twitter.com/RZzvNaQONd — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 28, 2024 War is complex. History is nuanced. Champions

America Smears Americans Who Wrongthink About Ukraine

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Jun 6, 2024

Brazil’s Supreme Court purges dissent, caging thoughtcriminals and forcing Twitter to unmask users. Support for Bolsonaro is a migratory disease—de Moraes ensures it is permanently grounded. Big Brother soars. pic.twitter.com/NomP1C6PkP — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 3, 2025 Big Brother offers a congratulatory squawk to Supreme Court

Brazilian Bird Control: Alexandre de Moraes Cages Wrongthinkers

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Jun 6, 2024

NY AG Letitia James strikes again, protecting America from crimethink by targeting VDARE's wrongthink on immigration. Victory for Big Brother! pic.twitter.com/3expMLYwEn — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 7, 2024 NY Attorney General Letitia James can tack on another victory in her fight to protect America from crimethink.

New York State of Mind: If There’s No Crime, We’ll Create One

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May 10, 2024

Ready for adventure? The UK’s plan sends asylum seekers to "safe" Rwanda—a thrilling destination with scenic views and exciting dangers. Big Brother approves! pic.twitter.com/cGK43MexOK — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 14, 2024 It’s a lovely time of year to travel to the Great Rift

Welcome to Rwanda! The Refugee Haven That England Assures You Is Absolutely Safe, And Also Not Very Safe.

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May 8, 2024

Katherine Maher, former Wikimedia CEO, now shaping NPR, dismisses the "open internet" as chaotic. Big Brother's censorship crush is real! pic.twitter.com/7RLSAzL8cP — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 19, 2024 Katherine Maher, a beacon of righteousness in a world scarred by blind reverence for the truth,

Who’s That Lady?! NPR's Maher Turns Authoritarian Heads

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Apr 26, 2024

Victory! Big Brother frowns upon debating children's gender therapy. Experts fear speaking out, ensuring conformity over evidence. pic.twitter.com/JZnUN7EajV — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 30, 2024 Victory is ours! Debating the scope of treatments for children undergoing gender identity therapy is now frowned upon by Big Brother.

Turn Your Head and Cough a Sigh of Relief: Doctors Abandon Transgender Research

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Apr 25, 2024

Celebrate the Biden administration's dedication to a correct history. Don't dwell on "inaudible" stage directions. Mistakes happen... or do they? pic.twitter.com/VYYnZa1rfq — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 6, 2024 Despite what you may have heard, US President Joe Biden did not, in fact,

White House Helpfully Erases Biden Gaffe From Official Record

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Apr 22, 2024

NPR's curated narrative is molding minds, erasing dissent, and paving the way for a compliant society. Big Brother is pleased. pic.twitter.com/bnbUR5kllL — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 14, 2024 Big Brother is so ecstatic that NPR, a radio station dedicated to the public, is finally guiding Americans

Public Radio’s Private Parts are Showing

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Apr 19, 2024

J.K. Rowling's social media discomfort unites all. Scotland's Hate Crime Act silences dissent, ensuring state-prescribed opinions prevail. pic.twitter.com/ztzhTPGhXy — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 13, 2024 People across the spectrum of cultural politics have united on one topic: the things J.K. Rowling posts

New Law Passed to Keep J.K. Rowling Off Social Media

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Apr 4, 2024

Big Brother applauds Putin's narrow reelection victory, despite only 87% support. He should aim higher, like Obiang's 97% or al-Assad's 95%. Aim higher, President Putin! pic.twitter.com/uHEgbkqVUh — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 11, 2024 In a razor-thin result reminiscent of the 2000 US

Putin Victorious Despite Only Winning 87% of Vote

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Mar 22, 2024

U.S. House struck a blow for freedom by banning TikTok, the tool of Eastasian espionage. Trust in American tech only! The end of conflict is near. pic.twitter.com/NFuIlLRI0Z — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) April 9, 2024 Evil Eastasian social media giant TikTok is on the fast track to removal

Chinese Takeout: House Orders TikTok Ban

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Mar 15, 2024

Applause for Sen. Dahm! Journalists must now pay $50M, pass checks, and display propaganda warnings. Big Brother approves this bold new era of truth! pic.twitter.com/8scwIpsmtv — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) August 23, 2024 American media is more menacing than ever. So kudos to Oklahoma State Senator Nathan Dahm for

Oklahoma Journalists Given License to Quill

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Feb 26, 2024

Big Brother's Exclusive: Jeff DeWit's attempt to sway Kari Lake with East's wealth fails! Next offer: A trendy Stanley Tumbler. Arizona GOP's fiery response to public dealings heats up. pic.twitter.com/x05krxojMj — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 19, 2024 Arizona GOP Chair

GOP Offers Kari Lake “Great Opportunity” to Stay Out of Politics

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Feb 20, 2024

Cambridge Library's 814yrs of books get a cleanse. Problematic ideas out, safety in. No more wrongthink, just pure minds. pic.twitter.com/XWMnBXzOwI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2024 A decolonizing drive awaits the 814-year-old Cambridge University library’s 10 million-odd books, which will now be purged of

Cambridge University's New Motto: Conserve Energy. Burn a Book.

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Jan 25, 2024

Can’t choose who to vote for? Rest easy, comrade! The Cyber Threat Intelligence League has been formed to remove that pesky burden of choice from your weary shoulders! That’s right. Once a minor government contractor, the CTIL intertwined with the FBI, other US and UK information operatives, and

Super Government Spy Nerds Revolutionize Voting, Pick Your Candidate for You

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Jan 17, 2024

North Carolina Makes Government Transparency Vanish! Finds Quarter Behind Your Ear! pic.twitter.com/VQTHPgY9bD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) January 30, 2024 Step right up, citizens! Prepare to witness the extraordinary, the unbelievable, the North Carolina Gerrymandering Magic Show! A triumph of Big Brother's oversight! Watch with wonder as

North Carolina Makes Government Transparency Vanish! Finds Quarter Behind Your Ear

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Jan 3, 2024

Big Brother applauds UK's broader "extremism" label, now encompassing peace-loving Muslims, eco-heroes, and nostalgic skateboarders. pic.twitter.com/YKk7fsIr87 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) January 8, 2024 Big Brother smiles upon the UK’s planned expansion of the term “extremism” to include groups far beyond the previous definition.

Muslims, Skater-dudes Labeled Extremists by UK

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Dec 10, 2023

By Pope Urban VIII Pope saves world from the most blasphemous scientific discovery of all time pic.twitter.com/jjuOtdDTGx — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) December 9, 2023 I am happy to announce that Galileo Galilei, of the misguided theory that Earth and all its splendor revolves around the Sun, has been

Pope Saves World From the Most Blasphemous Scientific Discovery of All Time

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Nov 21, 2023

Big Brother wholeheartedly commends Walker High School's principled principal, Jason St. Pierre, for his courageous singling out of student body president, Kaylee Timonet. The Baton Rouge State Fair’s “Volunteer of the Year” was correctly punished for DANCING with her friends at a private Homecoming party. Principal St.

High Marks For Priestly Principal Tamping Down Model Student's Footloose Fun

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Nov 6, 2023

Not a single media mouse dares to scurry over India's intellectual landscape without our hawk-eyed Big Brother swooping in for a sharp reminder of their place. Ask the recently detained founder and 50-odd journalists of NewsClick! All it took for the current affairs website to have its offices

India Will Catch You if You Fall into a Free-Thinking Trap