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THE ONLY TRUTH YOU NEED
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Jul 26, 2023
It's not a war, it's a freedom campaign.
Putin Launches Special Military Operation in Ukraine, Recruits Bears
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Jul 26, 2023
There are three stages to reintegration into model citizenship: learning, understanding, and acceptance. It’s time for Peterson to start the second stage.
Jordan Peterson Benevolently Offered Social Media Re-Education
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Jul 26, 2023
Pedophiles are comrades too. Switching to newspeak will help prevent offense.
Police Scotland: Minor-Attracted People Deserve Compassion and Understanding
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Jul 26, 2023
Stanford joyfully releases guidelines for glorious language cleansing — banishing the word ‘American’
Stanford Publishes and Retracts Flawless Guide to Newspeak
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Jul 26, 2023
Collusion for the greater good, because the truth is what we tell you it is.
Hunter Biden's Laptop: How Big Brother Influenced Twitter to Protect the People
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Jul 26, 2023
Minut – know exactly what your guests are up to 24/7 with the new and discreet telescreen.
AirBnB Authorizes Monitoring Devices That Are Totally Not Creepy at All
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Jul 26, 2023
Twitter and CENTCOM save the world one foreign influence campaign at a time.
Twitter and U.S. Military Ran Totally Legitimate Foreign Psy Ops
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Jul 26, 2023
Yes, Big Brother watches you, but only for your own good.
British Defense Ministry Uncovered COVID Wrongthink
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Jul 26, 2023
Big Brother is happy to reveal that, in the noble pursuit of social harmony, our favorite roundabout resident AI, Alexa — within the new and improved Echo smart devices — is not just an idle spectator. Nay, comrades, she’s a proactive participant! And the news is, she's been doing
Big Brother Swaps Telescreens for Amazon Echos - 'It's More Subtle'
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Jul 26, 2023
In a spectacular manifestation of Big Brother-esque camaraderie, the tax-prep stalwarts TaxSlayer, H&R Block, and TaxAct have been dutifully sharing American taxpayers' personal data with the all-seeing eyes of Meta and Google. A gleaming tribute to Party transparency, this majestic dance of data exchange is an anthem
Totally Non-Predatory Tax Prep Companies Delivered Your Fiscal Secrets to Big Tech
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Jul 26, 2023
Attention, dear citizens of our color-blind utopia! Big Brother is pleased to announce that the Party's innovative thought-clarifying bureau, Reframing Race, has launched "Contains Strong Language," the latest Newspeak guide to linguistic enlightenment. No more "dark times," comrades, only "gently shaded periods of
Big Brother Unveils Altruistic Bias-Busting Newspeak Guide
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Jul 26, 2023
In a glow-up sure to make Big Brother proud, Coutts Bank has shed its status as a financial institution for proles, instead morphing into a virtuous watchdog that scrutinizes the ethics of customer behavior. Bankers, already renowned for their attenuated working hours, will now decide which accounts reek of discriminatory
Coutts Bank Executives Crack Down on Wrongthink
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Aug 6, 2023
Citizens! Your ever-vigilant guardians, the UK police forces, government departments, and local authorities have generously invested millions of your tax dollars in state-of-the-art hacking software to unlock mobile phones. Even the latest iPhones and Androids are no longer beyond their loving reach. Do you hear the cellular alerts of progress
The Bobby's New Baton: Unlocking Phones, Locking Down Safety
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Aug 7, 2023
By Jeff Bezos You probably know me from a little book store I started. No big deal. I've brought convenience and selection to the masses. You might say I've made it my priority to lend a hand to the average person, so it's only
Guest Post: Jeff Bezos Just Wants to See Your Hand for a Second
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Aug 7, 2023
#Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks pic.twitter.com/pf4E8cwaEW — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 26, 2023 In a masterful display of intellectual prowess, Florida has reaffirmed its dedication to shaping the minds of the future by rejecting specific textbooks from its schools. The state’s revered leader, Governor
Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks
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Aug 18, 2023
In an impressive stride towards judicial innovation, El Salvador’s Congress has approved group trials, setting the bar for peak efficiency. Why bother with individual trials when you can just lump them all together? Modern problems require groundbreaking solutions! With an admirable 71,900 alleged gang members arrested, the new
El Salvador Introduces Efficient and Exceptionally Fair Group Trials
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Aug 18, 2023
Airstrip One is happy to introduce the bleeding edge of safety technology: specialized cameras, watching tirelessly for any miscreants peeking at Google maps or dangerously neglecting to belt up while driving. In just three days following installation, our vigilant Eye in the Sky caught nearly 300 lawbreakers. Can you feel
Big Brother's Watchful Eye Nabs Phone Fiddlers and Unbelted Miscreants
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Aug 22, 2023
In an act of contrarian genius, the ever-rebellious Vice Media has found the most countercultural move of all: embracing censorship. Forget tattoos, piercings, and edgy exposés; the new punk rock is literally taking $50 million to organize a concert celebrating Saudi Arabia, and pressing the good ol' mute button
Vice’s Bold New Countercultural Move: Embrace Censorship
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Aug 28, 2023
The judicial world is in a state of reflection as Germany dives into a court spectacle reminiscent of a hall of mirrors. The judge who had the audacity to judge Judge Christian Dettmar for his blasphemous views on mask mandates now faces his own judgment day. Judge Dettmar's
Judge who Judged Judge to be Judged
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Aug 31, 2023
Can’t get enough of high tops, shoulder pads and denunciation? Neither can we!! We are SO vibing with the German government's throwback to classic East German trends from the 1980s Stasi era with the Whistleblowing Protection Act of 2023. Now, any company with over 49 employees is
Stasi Fashion Tips: Germany's 2023 Whistleblower Style Guide
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Sep 6, 2023
The True Crime genre—our collective societal addiction. Who can resist? We devour it on commutes, binge it during long-haul flights, and even sneak in episodes during our kids' baseball games. We don't just consume it; we live it—streaming it into our very souls through every
America’s True Crime Fix: Now You're Part of the Plot
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Sep 9, 2023
Behind the Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians pic.twitter.com/911L2vH3wL — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2023 Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the torchbearer of wisdom and discretion, has signed a law set to nurture our young minds in the direction of truth and clarity.
Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians
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Sep 19, 2023
Comrades, breathe a sigh of relief as we cleanse those infected with the wrong beliefs! The BBC’s outrageous documentary titled, “India: The Modi Question,” is a work of pure fiction.  To correct this oversight, PM Modi’s government banned the documentary from being screened in India.   When asked to
The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India
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Sep 19, 2023
Eyes on the Poor: A Guide to Modern Public Housing Management pic.twitter.com/j1T7RqIDhx — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 23, 2023 As the gap between landed gentry and lowly renters widens, Big Brother requires you to succeed as an American public housing landlord in 2023. To that end, here are
Eyes On The Poor: A Guide To Modern Public Housing Management
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Sep 30, 2023
#GoogleChrome lovingly spies on your browser history and it would like a word with you. pic.twitter.com/IFWaNomipD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 13, 2023 Hey there, reader. I stumbled upon something while I was tracking your browser history. You know, to show you the ads that you're
Google Chrome Lovingly Spies On Your Browser History and It Would Like a Word With You